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Obsessed with this team

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Redrew my first ever techno fanart 🐷

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He was the first human I saw.

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"strangers"

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Since c!Eret is confirmed to have massive honkers, so

Idk if someone already did this, but here we are

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Fiancé

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Damn dude

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there's a man that you trust, that you're loyal to, that's one of your closest friends. this man tells you he has a plan, a plan to accomplish a goal that you both share. so you agree. what's the plan, you say. we have to pretend we're not friends, he says. easy enough. except, "not being friends" includes leading a crowd of people who hate this man straight to him. except, "not being friends" means having to watch as this man lets himself get killed, not once but twice, armorless, weaponless. except, "not being friends" means standing idly by while this man is locked in solitary confinement, starved, tortured. except, except, except.

eventually he comes back to you. he's different. a little more unhinged, a little more fragile, a little more painful to look at, a constant reminder of what you had to let happen to him. was it really worth it, you ask yourself. how could he just allow that to happen to himself, you wonder. doesn't he care about himself at all? but in the end you don't question him, despite your worry. after all, you trust this man. after all, he's one of your closest friends. after all, it was all a part of the plan.

(still, you promise yourself something, as he walks away. if he won't do it himself, then you will care about him enough for both of you.)

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everything is okay

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sam left tommy trapped with dream for a week Knowing that dream abused and obsessed over tommy. when ponk stole a keycard that didn’t work sam assumed he was trying to break dream out, hunting him down, tortured him, took one of his canon lives, and cut off his arm. when tommy tried to break in to kill dream sam assumed that Tommy was trying to free dream even while tommy was Directly Telling Him What He Was There To Do and Fully knew that dream had abused, tortured, and Murdered tommy. and while That was going on he trapped ghostbur next to dream even though the barrier was still up (preventing dream from getting out), and refused to let tommy go help ghostbur with the Axe that he was holding and refused to help ghostbur himself even though he was in full netherite, and so he just watched ghostbur die right in front of him. And Then he Kept Dream Alive after dream Admitted to plotting to escape with techno who’d just escaped the prison himself.

sam assuming that ranboo has some connection to dream and killing him was Surprising and it was poorly thought out on his part, but it’s not in any way out of line with what he’s done before. especially when the worst of what he’d done had been to Prevent dream’s escape, which had actually Happened this time.

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Tales of the SMP episode but it’s just Sam arresting Connor in a Chick-Fil-A while Karl watches from the rafters

The episode is still a solid two hours because Connor acts like an absolute bastard while being arrested

 reaaallly want a flashback scene where awesamdude arrests connor for…. *checks notes*  using a fake military ID at a Chick-fil-A. 

like.,, how did that arrest go down. which military was he lying about being apart of and why does sam care so much about it. how long was he sentenced to be in prison for. did he get a lawyer and have a whole court case about this or did sam just throw him in there without telling anyone. did someone call in this crime. was there a warrent out for connor’s arrest. or did sam witness it himself first-hand. like. did sam canonically walk into a chick-fil-a hopin to get that hecken sweet chicken sandwich, witness connor trying to slap down a fake military ID card, go “hell no not on my watch”, and then handcuff him

just in general Big, Scary Warden Sam handcuffing a guy in a Sonic Onesie for stolen valor at a Chick-Fil-A tho

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A lesson on revenge.

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so…. i did something.

bonus:

although looking up the images was a pain i actually had fun doing these dream smp netflix type screenshots. if anyone has any more quotes/ideas/pictures i’ll gladly use them to make more <3

in the meantime, here’s a little background on the quotes:

dream to tommy, in logstedshire.

philza to tommy, about dream.

sapnap to dream, after taking his armor.

foolish, about purpled, sam and slime.

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They're totally sorting it out!!

Hope this gives you all good vibes after all the lore this weekend :D

RBs are super appreciated <3

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Something something Quackity and Techno both losing the person they saw as a student in front of them as they tried to save them and pleaded with their killer

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The loud noises from Techno’s keyboard were actually c!Techno falling down the fucking stairs and then immediately hiding poorly behind a wall and pretending that they might not have noticed even though Sapnap called him out by name

There are no bloopers, just funnier canons

i'm willing to believe c!fireworks duo canonically dropped everything to watch c!dream and c!sapnap duke it out in c!tubbo's basement cause that's so funny to me

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If c!Techno got a nickel everytime he tried to sneak around only to surprisingly meet c!Connor he would have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happend twice