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workinghard-dreamingbig replied to your post “Omg did you go to the flyers wives carnival last year bc i swear i...”

uhhh we stan queens only here

:)))))

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Its been so long that my bio still said 20 in it

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Omg did you go to the flyers wives carnival last year bc i swear i just saw a photo of you in the flyers wives carnival trailer video at the game today

Yeah!! I’m holding my drawing in the commercial for it !

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Hi I’m never on here anymore but like if we were close at all on here just dm for my snap or twitter or insta☺️

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MOLLY AH I KNEW THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON WHOS BIRTHDAY IT WAS OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY U GEM HOPE IT WAS A GOOD ONE

THANKS WILL!!!! (ALSO IM NEVER ON HERE ANYMORE BC MY PHONE DOESNT GIVE ME NOTIFS FOR SOME REASON SO I KINDA STOPPED COMING ON HERE LOL)

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Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff

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Destroy the idea that you have to be constantly working or grinding in order to be successful. Embrace the concept that rest, recovery, and reflection are essential parts of the progress towards a successful and ultimately happy life.

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“I know people who graduated college at 21, and didn’t get a salary job until they were 27. I know people who graduated at 25 and already had a salary job. I know people who have children and are single. I know people who are married and had to wait 8-10 years to be parents. I know people who are in a relationship and love someone else. I know people who love each other and aren’t together. There are people waiting to love and be loved. My point is, everything in life happens according to our time, our clock. You may look at your friends and some may seem to be ahead or behind you, but they’re not, they’re living according to the pace of their clock, so be patient. You’re not falling behind, it’s just not your time.”

—

Julissa Loaiza

Book Geek Quote 

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PRO TIP:

sleep sometimes

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Alexa, release my inhibitions

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Whenever I come across a trainee in customer service (like a cashier, or a sales rep), there is usually a senior/experienced employee with them doing the training and they always apologise for the trainee. “Sorry, they’re learning.” And I always respond with, “That’s good! We all have to learn.”

Even when I got a new phone and had to wait five hours for them to process the purchase (it was on a contract so there were a lot of forms and regulatory steps to finalise), when the trainee went to the back and I was alone with the store manager, I made a point in how impressed I was with the trainee’s performance. The relief on her face was prudent and they were extremely grateful for my patience.

We don’t discourage children from learning. We don’t lambast them when they can’t perform a task that an experienced person can do. Humans aren’t born with the inherent ability to work a credit card facility. We are born to learn and develop skills that help ourselves and each other.

The only decent thing we can do is be patient and encourage each other to become the best at what we do.

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Sex is good and all but have you ever had your hairdresser scratch your scalp during a shampoo with the vigor of an embittered 17th century Puritan washerwoman? Perfection.

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Some more big moods

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The Girl You Like:

Her Older Sister:

Her annoyingly cute Kid Brother:

Her Overprotective Older Brother(s):

Her Majestic Mother:

Her Overly Powerful Father:

Her Ex:

You:

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when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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RACISM BEING USED AS A TACTIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*