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Relativity Falls AU except Shermie is a relevant character and is Ford and Stan's older brother who wanted to spend one last summer with his brothers before going to college

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clothes swap !!

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Y eso es todo hasta finales de año (probablemente)

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Ya mencioné que me gusta la idea del hermano mayor Shermie?

Calidad de cámara, quien te quiere.

Y solo uno más...

Ellos estarán bien

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Heyy, time for the troubles with the other two twins

[Part 2]

[Stanford and kid Stanley/Original]

Anyway! Good times with Stanley and Stanford, and sorry stan, but Ford has a little something to do

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Ten Steps to Become Odysseus

Be smart

Love your wife

Build your bedroom around an olive tree

You have both hands and the other of them is for that Argive king

Get a scar while hunting a boar

Get Athena as your patron

Get horses while your partner does murder

Get a statue with your partner and give him a lil surprise

Come up with a plan to win the war

Get lost (ok but you did not ask for this)

Fixated on going home

Get traumatized by things you come across

Get your friends lost (hey technically that’s their fault)

Get home and be a Cretan

Murder

Family reunion :D

Get an oar and find a place where you can’t get any salty food

Live with your family happily ever after and we say so

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Felt a need to draw hugs (thinking about sea grunks has made me extra emotional :’))

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ALSO I just gotta say that I LOVE the concept of God Games taking place in a coliseum with a bunch of gods and different creatures watching. Massive kudos to whoever had this idea, whether it was Jay or any of the artists that animated this song.

Not sure if I'll ever make God Games but I just had to doodle this concept that I love so much

from left to right the gods are

Dionysus, Hades, Artemis, Aeolus, and Hermes

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Little Mystery Trio (No hay tableta, así que solo tradicional)

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Smooth

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Hey, so I thought of this! (Pls be nice)

Since Hermes comes to Uber Ody(spoilers)...

Hermes Vs Calypso :p

My designs might change though.... 😭

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Sometimes something simple could be really special, after all.

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No longer fighting to be known.

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my epic! penelope design! :3

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Whenever i see those AUs where kid Stanley and Stanford are like trapped with their 30 year old selfs, all i can think of is how it would be very easy for Stanley to trust Bill, i mean, guy's charismatic as fuck, cant blame the kid, yknow?

And a little bonus because Bill Cipher has a gun new way to manipulate Stanford

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I dont have the energy to color this in 😭

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Crack AU treated seriously: Diomdes goes to Ithaca with a twist

So this would generally be your typical Diomedes going to Ithaca AU. Presumably after getting exiled (? Is there a better word for it?), instead of going to modern day Italy he goes to Ithaca under the impression that he’ll see Odysseus there. But, of course he doesn’t because The Odyssey is happening. The twist that makes NO SENSE and is just purely my want to see my platonic rarepair happen (Telemachus and Neoptolemus/Pyrrhus), and the twist is: for whatever reason, Neo is there with Diomedes. Don’t ask why because I could not explain to you a good reason to make this happen lmfao

Story elaborated below but it’s a little long be warned

I like the dynamic of Neoptolemus and Diomedes, mostly because in so many ways as soldiers Diomedes foils/contrasts Achilles but in so many ways parallels his son. Diomedes gets on begrudgingly with Neo, and I could go on a whole other rant on a different post about some fake dynamics/scenarios for just them, but the main point in this post is that Neo somehow SOMEHOW tags along with Diomedes. They reach Ithaca together and meet Penelope and Telemachus.

They greet Diomedes and Pyrrhus with good courtesy, but the elephant in the room of “hold on where tf is your husband??? he was so eager to go back to you guys???” is very present. One way or another Penelope explains the situation, that being Odysseus is absent/mia (much to his own dismay) and the suitors all trying to wed Penelope. Diomedes is sad obv (I’m not gonna go super big into the angst right now) but he tries to brainstorm with Penelope on solutions for her predicament. Since Odysseus was his closest friend (more than friend for me personally but u can interpret it as platonic if u want) and he knows that Odysseus would want what’s best for his wife and son, they think of a solution that can the guarantee of their safety as of now until they hear news of Odysseus. That solution is fake marriage bcs I am a bit of a sucker for that troupe.

But back to Neoptolemus because he’s here too, I want him to bond with Telemachus what with their dads not being here (one’s dead one’s absent). Neo is like way stronger than Telemachus so at first he thinks he’s a bit of a wimp (keep in mind they’re like both teenagers, Neo’s life was just kinda fucked up), but over time they get along better. Pyrrhus’ relationship with Odysseus is a little complicated, so while Penelope and Diomedes might share all the good stories/parts of Odysseus with, Pyrrhus got off to a slightly rocky start with him lol. What with Odysseus taking him away from his mom and basically all the war shenanigans (war crimes), Telemachus for the first time has a whole and humanized version of his dad. It’s more than what the suitors have said out of malice and jealousy, the things Neo has told him have opened up the trickery/cunning side of Odysseus more than he’d known before. He’s jealous that it seems like everyone knows more about his dad than him, but he’s grateful to have someone his age who would view Odysseus more like he would: an annoying dad/uncle??? (Neo vehemently objects to this, and Odysseus would too. “You’re not my fucking dad!!!” “Holy shit thank the GODS for that!!!”)

All in all, happy family. Odysseus returns home to Penelope and Telemachus, and now two surprise guests too. Telemachus has like 3 kinda parents now (Diomedes might be more like an uncle) and a kinda brother/friend/??? I love my little delusional found family. Odysseus is more than a little surprised, considering this IS Neoptolemus. Kid did a 180° in terms of personality in Troy and then ANOTHER 180° somewhere on Ithaca at some point. Or maybe more like a 90° turn in terms of personality, I imagine Telemachus is the most sane of the family and it is much to his dismay.

And when they all eventually die (Diomedes won’t ascend to godhood here I want him to be in the underworld with the rest of the fam) they’ll live happily in the underworld and Pyrrhus can catch up with his dad and mom.