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This was the comic idea I had earlier NDJDNDN

Ford, I love you and your absolute inability to socialize.

When he first arrived in Gravity Falls he set the world record for "fastest townwide social ostracism" and I find that hilarious

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Sooooo the recent mlp comic loosely based off the odyssey (+ other myths featured)…..

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holy shit

I tested both and you're actually correct

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THIS OUT

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that was all Squidcraft3 episode 1, right? nothing more

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ok another doodle of whatever this au is because i am normal about it..

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✨ Little Ford and the axolotl ✨

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Forms Of Affections

(Post Odyssey, Diomedes goes Ithaca AU)

Definitely projecting here, but my mother, as a form of affection, likes to jump me. Full on body slam me. I will never admit it, but I love it. (She already knows)

Now have that, but with Diomedes and Athena. 

Handmaidens/Soldiers:  My queen! We heard screams of-My King, where is the threat. We will-Lord Diomedes, let’s get you inside the-

Odysseus: (losing his crap)

Penelope: (Trying to catch her breath) Oh no. No no, everyone is fine. Please go back inside. No danger is here.

Handmaidens/Soldiers: (Skeptically) Are you sure? My queen, we are to protect you. We sense danger, we come your way.

Odysseus: (Still wheezing) The-the queen speaks truth. We-oh gods- we are under protection of our patron goddess. No need to coddle us, please.

Handmaidens/Soldiers: (still skeptical, but obedient) Yes my King/Queen 

*They leave the gardens*

Odysseus: A-Athena, they left-gone. All gone.

*Athena appears with Diomedes, slung over her shoulder*

Penelope: Oh gods-pfft, Diomedes dearest, are you quite well?

Diomedes, sarcastically: YEAH,  I’M SPECTACULAR, IMMACULATE EVEN!

Athena: You are! Perfect. Your confirmation indicates that I should continue.

Diomedes: Sweet Mother-

*Athena K Os. Diomedes on the grass*

Odysseus/Penelope: (cackling and snorting like nobody’s business. Ha)

Odysseus: Pet, are you having fun? It looks like she is rearranging your spine.

Athena: Oh dear, it doesn’t hurt, does it?

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Diomedes: Seems a little late to ask, doesn’t it?

Athena: Well you haven’t complained yet. I assumed you were having a agreeable time.

Penelope: May I ask, as funny as this is-

Odysseus: Dare I say, this is more enjoyable than watching Palamedes drown

Penelope: Morbid-as funny as this is, why are you doing this?

Athena: I have no medium of affection for you. I have one for Odysseus, Penelope, and Telemachus. I could not figure out one for you. Till now!

Odysseus/Penelope: Awwwwww

Diomedes: Aww, what aww. Am I the only one who doesn’t understand here, explain please.

Athena: Time away from war has dulled your senses, Son of- Diomedes.

Diomedes: Humor me.

Athena: I see after the war how affectionate actions impact you. Now, I want to make such a similar impression on you. I’m no domestic goddess, but I thought could give you something else. You and Odysseus seemed to have fun sparring. Also in the case with Telemachus. I thought I could do something similar. 

Diomedes: By tackling me?

Athena: Essentially, yes. Would you like me to cease?

Diomedes:

Athena: 

Odysseus: Is it just me, or-

Penelope: The tension is unbearable, mmhm

Diomedes: No. No, you can-you can continue.

Odysseus\Penelope: AWWWWWWWWWW MY HEART

Athena: Are you quite sure?

Diomedes: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yes. I’m sure 

Athena: Spectacular! Let’s proceed

Diomedes:  And Odysseus can go next.

Odysseus: ... I’m sorry, who?

Athena: My owl traits have passed onto you, it’s seems

Penelope: (wheezing) I love this fucking family

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We hope everyone can find a reason to smile next week!

Here's a list of things that might make Diomedes smile:

- Achilles doesn't get what he wants

- getting an armour way more expensive than the one he gave away

- an enemy dying in a stupid way

- Odysseus' frown when Diomedes selects him for yet another mission

- Odysseus scolding someone

- winning a contest or price

- someone scolding Odysseus

- he manages a badass move in battle (without athenas help)

- Steneleus & Euryalus' jokes

- hanging out with his horses

- getting new horses

- petting someone elses horses

- stealing someone elses horses

- hearing that Odysseus is back in Ithaca after 20 years

- a child handing him a handful of mud as a present to build his new city with

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Everybody gangsta until the power of friendship becomes a thing and takes your trident

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Seriously, I have this vision of hundreds of ghost hands pushing the trident in Odysseus' hands to help him defeat Poseidon

Also, do you know how well this fits with my vision of Hades throughout Epic which I made a joke about earlier in the post????

Like:

Poseidon: you want to explain to me.... why, out of nowhere... six hundred souls have come to his aid...

Poseidon: SOULS YOU WERE TASKED WITH KEEPING HERE

Hades: *calmly hides a friendship band from Polites in a drawer*

Hades: it's not like they asked or something

Poseidon:

Hades:

Hades: besides, what was I supposed to do. say no?

Or

Hades: oh no, aren't these the consequences of your own actions? How could this happen?

Poseidon:

Poseidon: are you finished?

Hades: just a moment more

OR

Poseidon: we talked about letting three of them go to encourage him to give up

Hades:

Poseidon: not his whole army

Hades: you know, I thought they might resent him for the way he ended things with Helios' cattle

Hades, spreading his hands: I underestimated how much you can unite people with hatred against you

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Saw a meme, had to make

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Oh hey I forgot the new Epic The Musical Saga was coming out. Odysseus, Wh

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Broadcast-dimension (1/2)

An old au I had back in, I think, 2022 when I first got into the show was a dimension kind of like the dimension in Interstellar? But where I've refined it a bit to be more like a broadcasting/projection dimension? Where Stanford's essentially projected into his brothers' dreams. And since Stanford is an "interference", his appearance and physical manifestation is restricted to Stanley's imagination. E.g. in these comic strips, Stanford's projected into Stanley's mind as being ~12 years old-ish, because that's the age Stanley sees him as daily. And while Stanley does have a very vivid imagination, imagining Stanford being older is a comically difficult (and inaccurate) feat, hahah. Also it won't be drawn, because I'm... Lazy.. But Stanley's an avid lucid dreamer in my headcanons, and has a strong grasp on his own mind and dreams - So in the end of the au, when Stanford discovers that in order to leave the broadcast-dimension he needs Stanley to manifest/imagine a portal in his mind for Stanford to go through, Stanford has to find an older Stanley who'd know more about portals in order to imagine a functioning and safe one- Aka. Stanford has to visit Stanley's dreams either right after the portal incident or years after that incident when he's older and replay the entire scene in order to leave >:) A bonus however, because can't have hurt without comfort, Stanford does end up seeing in Stanley's dreams, as he rifling through the ages to find Stanley after the portal incident, the life he's lived that Ford had no clue about. And they do end up being on better terms when Stanley manages to get the portal up and running and get Stanford home. The dream where Ford goes through the portal again has lasting effects on Stanley, afterall, and he ends up more determined to get the damn thing to turn on than ever before!

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Guys I’m really trying to cope with whatever the hell that movie was, here’s meme redraw as different movie Eddies

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