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New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up
- that man really salts my melon!
- you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken
- a louse will live on any head it lands on
- don’t put down a salt lick and say you ain’t got cows
- there’s a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell’s too big
- like digging a pond and hoping for ducks
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this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall
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“sometimes its fun to just sit”
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Real Leaves And Flowers Used As Stencils To Create Delicate And Realistic Tattoos
Ukrainian artist Rita “Rit Kit” Zolotukhina creates unique “botanical fingerprint” tattoos that recreate the delicate natural silhouette of flowers and leaves. The minimalist tattoos invoke an experimental tattoo technique mastered by the artist.
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I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN
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Someone you haven’t even met yet is wondering what it’d be like to know someone like you.
Iain Thomas (via reminds)
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