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Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

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Fun fact: in the sonic 3 film in the scenes where there are two Jim Carreys on screen, there is no special effects involved (aside from sonic and the other critters obviously). He just mitosed.

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Thought I'd share this meme that has been developing on the r/lordoftherings subreddit over the last couple days. Enjoy!

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There is something inherently comical about a mage using a gun.

"Yeah, I've spent countless years studying the arcane, but there are certain things that only a bullet can solve"

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If I was a surgeon I would be the worst surgeon ever cuz as soon as Death by Glamour from undertale started playing id throw my utensils out and start dancing uncontrollably. Also im pretty bad at dancing so i would probably just start knockig off equpment.

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Murder can be very painful. And prevented.

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

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Pretty sure an anime like that already exists. Haven't watched it, but I'm sure it exists

"You're not going to take up the usual tools of combat, like bows or swords, to defeat the Dark Lord?" "No. I was an engineer on Earth, and now I find myself isekai'd to a place where I'm not bound by limitations like the square-cube law or thermodynamics. I'm gonna make some REAL weird shit!"

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He be like "Mother why do you forsake me. You are leaving me cold and alone, a victim of the elements, destined to freeze to death."

And I'm like... Dude... I need to shit

My cat is screaming outside of the bathroom door cuz I had to get out of the bed, where he was using me as a pillow.

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My cat is screaming outside of the bathroom door cuz I had to get out of the bed, where he was using me as a pillow.

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https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

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Someone call a cleric please

This corpse is talking too much

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GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME

fuck you Cait, you don't deserve getting manhandled by the hottest woman in the show. Go back to your ginger rebound

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I made this, please feel free to use

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Fuck transgender awerness week

I do not wish to be percieved

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I will still die I want to specify, but I will die happy

Throw me amongst the lions and I will pet them all.

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Throw me amongst the lions and I will pet them all.