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I will still die I want to specify, but I will die happy

Throw me amongst the lions and I will pet them all.

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Throw me amongst the lions and I will pet them all.

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Ii feels like I was 14 only a few weeks ago

I'm going to be 20 in like two months. I cannot deal with it. 20 is too real a number.

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I'm going to be 20 in like two months. I cannot deal with it. 20 is too real a number.

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HERE, HAVE A PAINTED WOOLY BAT

THIS BAT WOKE UP AND CHOSE HALLOWEEN!!!

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I just found out that my mom had me in a Montessori type shit experimental school as a kid this explains so much

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Geez, I sure hope history doesn’t repeat itself…

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Why is the owl house tending again? What did I miss?

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I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain

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More than 2000 years of desperate coping and seething from apologists and theologians and they still have not actually resolved the Epicurean Paradox

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The fact that you are the villain they just captured does not help

You squealed as the heroes unmasked and kissed in front of the roaring crowds. Wait…you recognize their faces…that’s YOUR best friend and YOUR girlfriend/boyfriend.

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Imma do the legs next

Having shaved armpits is such a sensory relief.

No more thinking there are spiders in there.

No more wired itching that doesn't go away no matter what.

Just bliss.

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Having shaved armpits is such a sensory relief.

No more thinking there are spiders in there.

No more wired itching that doesn't go away no matter what.

Just bliss.

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When you cant sleep or rest or anything so the only option is sitting there with a warm blanket, eat whatever you can find in the fridge and listen to a random video to have some white noise in order to avoid your toughts spiraling downwards into an endless compilation of "Everything wrong with you and why you'll never have a happy life"TM

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is that garnets hair

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The random bullshit go spell

Conjure Object

Conjuration cantrip

Casting Time: 1 action Range: 60 feet Components: V, S Duration: 1 minute

You conjure a random inanimate object. This object may weigh up to ten pounds per character level; you can choose whether it appears in your empty hand, or in an unoccupied space within range. You can set a minimum and maximum weight for the conjured object in ten-pound increments, but otherwise have absolutely no control over what appears. At the end of the spell's duration, the object vanishes back to whence it came.

In addition to its more utilitarian applications, this spell can be used to deal damage by causing the conjured object to appear at least ten feet above a creature. When you do, make a ranged spell attack; on a hit, the object lands on the creature's head (or equivalent member) and deals 1d6 bludgeoning damage. A miss may be construed as the object going astray, or as an object which is not capable of dealing damage by falling on a creature being conjured, at the GM's whim.

At Higher Levels. Assuming an object of the maximum allowable weight is conjured, this spell’s damage increases by 1d6 when you reach 5th level (2d6), 11th level (3d6), and 17th level (4d6).