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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

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“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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black sails will burrow a hole into your heart so deep and it will plant an eternally burning coal in there and then retract itself and you’ll always have that burning coal inside you searing you but keeping you warm and reminding you of it and you will never be the same again

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BLACK SAILS x THE LAST SMILE IN SUNDER CITY BY LUKE ARNOLD.

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BLACK SAILS XI. ● XXXVII.

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i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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used to think advertisements were just annoying but harmless but more and more every day i am growing to consider them a great and terrible evil

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not to sound sappy, but i personally think that a happy ending that the characters bled, suffered and fought for is a thousand times more interesting than a bland tragic ending that the author clearly thought would be “subversive”

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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the most annoying stage of burnout is when i want to write, and i have the urge to write, and somewhere in my skull are the words that want to be written, but they have to get through the cursed minotaur maze first and nobody remembered to bring string