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Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band
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Btw having dinner w people is so beautiful . I love sharing food with people I like <3
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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.
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Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives
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You think you're asking for too much until you find someone who does it all naturally.
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starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is
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"i wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time."
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“they’re queerbait this, they’re not canon that” they’re whatever i want them to be on ao3 actually
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why are so many automatic soap dispensers so shy
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OK, this has been driving me nutty for years so:
About 11 years ago, I came across an obscure word that means "a shit province that you send a disgraced official to administrate".
about 10 years ago, I thought, I want to use that word in a Smallville fic. It's "katzenjammer", right?
No. Katzenjammer means "confusion/uproar". In bafflement I searched through the "one vocabulary word a day" emails I thought I'd learned the word from, but no luck.
A decade on it still haunts me. So. Does anyone know?
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Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck
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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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