itsbillybutcher

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“Look at ‘er—sittin’ there with that smug expression, like she’s plannin’ world domination. And what’s with all the chit-chat? It’s a hair appointment, not a therapy session!

The stylist’s fluffin’ her hair like it’s a damn marshmallow. I swear, if they fluff it any more, she’ll float away like a balloon.

Meanwhile, I’m stuck here, readin’ a trashy magazine. ‘10 Ways to Get Your Ex Back’—like I need that rubbish.

If this keeps up, I’ll storm outta here, grab a pint, and start a bar brawl. ‘Course, I’ll blame it on the hair appointment. ‘Sorry, lads, but me girl’s highlights were takin’ the piss.’

But no, I’ll sit tight. Be patient. Maybe even crack a smile when she walks out lookin’ like a million bucks.”

(I like to think Butcher would hate something as mundane as a hair appointment. Yet deep down he actually loves it because when it’s over he can’t help but notice how happy and beautiful you look)

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Oi, you lot! Guess who’s back from the bloody dead? Yeah, it’s me, Billy Butcher. Been off the grid for a bit, handling some… let’s call it “business.” But now, I’m back, and it’s time to get this blog back on track.

(I’ve decided to revive this blog so expect some new posts in the near future! Ty to the followers I have for sticking around!)

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What your camera roll would look like if you were one of The Boys.

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Imagine Billy Butcher...

was given a paper with the lyrics to Shikis "Senpai." After reading the first line he goes, "you're god damn right they do"

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With Karen Fukuhara, shooting The Boys season 2.

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Don't you just hate it when Billy ruins your romantic hot tub night? Don't ask why he's fully clothed

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Photoshot for The Boys at Trbeca Film Festival, April 2019.

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I've tried to create this picture 30 times and the app kept crashing. My blog is lacking in original content so this is a quick little kitty!butcher.

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Tell me, how many nannies shake the babies? You know, a good hard shake, like- like trying to get ketchup out of the bottle.

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Photoshot for The Boys at Trbeca Film Festival, April 2019.

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Y’all can come for me all you want, but I stan Billy Butcher and his chaotic ass.