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itsaruse

Leading the fight against anti-white racism

This is absolutely a porn blog. I don’t know why I’ve been telling people different. My favorite pattern is tweed. I love club Monaco. I especially like rubbing my lips on the peach skin while eating it. Ms paint is my canvas of choice. I like to wear shorts when it’s negative degrees out and not complain about how cold it is. I put chapstick on like a pro. I am not afraid of crushing my knees in a car crash, though my knees touch the dash. I speak two languages and frequently rub it in other people’s face. I start most of my sentences with “Did you know…” I’m everybody’s favorite person, though I can get presumptuous and cutting at times…most times…all the time.

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Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted

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trans people hate you for liking harry potter btw. read a better book. embarrassing

I was illiterate and barely making it through school until 5th grade when an aunt bought me the first Harry Potter book as a Christmas gift. By 7th grade I had college level reading comprehension and my senior year of HS I had a 4.3 GPA.

Like, sure. JK is a revolting hag who doesn't deserve rights, but those books are the foundation of everything that I am as a human being right now.

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Dumbledore practicing his drag look while monitoring the halls at night

he breasted wizardly down the dungeon halls…

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Rolling two D10s to calculate the mental damage I received from seeing bumble ads on Tumblr dot com

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