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Humans! They lived in a world where the grass continued to be green and the sun rose every day and flowers regularly turned into fruit, and what impressed them? Weeping statues. And wine made out of water! A mere quantum-mechanistic tunnel effect, that'd happen anyway if you were prepared to wait zillions of years. As if the turning of sunlight into wine, by means of vines and grapes and time and enzymes, wasn't a thousand times more impressive and happened all the time...

-- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

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man for a country that loves its guns the lot of you cant aim for shit

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laura loomer, mtg, lindsey graham, etc all beefing with each other on twitter

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watching Seven Samurai

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i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

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“good morning ma’am- uh. fuck. I mean…. they?” - actual quote from my coworker this morning

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hey guys, what do you think of my dinner?

(choose your words carefully)

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#101

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no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it

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sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

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pippy in her foot soak

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