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omg i love this character he deserves the world!!!!! *puts him through the horrors* *puts him through the horrors* *pu

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anyway valerie and danny both having “wait that isnt normal?” moments about their childhood, specifically centered around the extreme fighting skills they both possess. logically sure i know its cuz its cool and rad for them to have that but what if val’s dad, as a security guard has Seen Things and decides that his little girl needs to know how to protect herself. dannys parents are obvious because ghosts. 

as part of her teenage rebellion valerie is like ‘oh my god dad i dont want to go to the shooting range with you thats so lame’  

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so my girlfriend has this snowglobe where you can put a photo inside of it to display and we uhh. we. we well we uhhh we. um

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Can u tell me about ur ocs?

I dont know about them either

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“please don’t let the new starter pkmn become bipedal” nah dude let sprigatito turn into incineroar’s twunk bf

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but officer… my husband was in that house 😔

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The genius comedic duo of Ryan "I have absolutely zero ability to identify sarcasm and satire" Erzahler and Dylan "nothing genuine has left my mouth since the minute I stepped onto these camp grounds" Lenivy

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We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

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Selective mutism is funny cause you try to figure out how it works and you're like "oh okay so it only happens when I get real anxious, but at home I'm fine" and then you're chillin at home totally relaxed and you try to greet your kitty cat who just trotted up to you and all you get is "h...!" Like okay. Alright. Vocal chords just feelin like comedians tonight huh lmao

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Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

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Chronic neuron misfire at work where a customer asked what my specialty was, like, what my favorite drink is ig, and I said “wasp cup” and we stared at eachother for a second and I decided to double down for some fucking reason and said “you bring the wasp I bring the cup” and she was just like “ok can I have an iced white mocha” without any emotion it was like two neural nets interacting

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