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Do you think now that Clarice is a drinky bird she ever starts bobbing up and down like one? I think that would be fun. Perhaps her and BB could have a drink together sometime even though she may slam her face into her glass
day 142 - drinking partners
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identity-stealing newt found dead in miami - very sad, very canon
say mean things on my art celebrating an underappreciated book series by an illustrator i love and i WILL badly draw your favourite character in the family guy death pose
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various art trades from the past month! had FUN as usual
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ZGLIPNIKA Zglipnika was a shitty wizard i met at college a few years ago, she came up with this stupid rubber ring that lets you stick your ring finger out independently which lets you do a lot of crazy spells you cant do otherwise but it turns out all of them are shitty, like actually useless shitty spells but she couldnt get over it and kept using them all the time like heres an actual list of spells she made with the ring finger thing: Moisten celiing: makes the ceiling wet Suppress sneeze: makes it so you dont sneeze if you're about to, but its really hard to cast bc it has verbal components Conjure red uno reverse card: instantly summons a red uno reverse card, no it cant do other colors. she did the stupid uno card spell all the time, actually heres a picture of her with Terrorknight Emturel at Gorgars party last year, she did the spell i guess because she thought it would impress him or something but then she just had an uno card for the rest of the night, she didnt drop it or throw it away or anything else either i think she took it home. pathetic and sad, also she was banned from uber and always had to have someone else call her an uber which was super annoying.
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kendrick lamar if he was a baker: All my life I want honey and flour
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