Brining sexy back to olives since 1977 Umbrella's sassy clean-up bitch | Zombie pet owner | Jill's bestie | tracks>> itscarlosbitch Carlos' followers are: hot-hazards [[ NOTICE: NOT a serious RPing blog. This is a crack blog. Rp at your own risk// also, feel free to bother me on my real blog! c:].
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people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp
People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead
People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’
finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night
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If I don’t reply or I take ages to
It’s drafted
My mood doesn’t freaking fit
I’m trying to equal your perfection
I’m braindead
I’m fangirling/fanboying
I lost the reply
I’m easily distracted by something else
I already mentally replied to you and I’ve dived into the depths of my fangirl mind
I’m probably at work/school and can’t respond
I’m asleep—it’s hard to type while sleeping
All/some of the above
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It's that time again.
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Hot Hazards unite!
Ladies~
Guys..
"Commere' sexy~ daddy's waiting."
#itscarlosbitch#ask-carlosoliveira#shouldisecurehimhere#yamatachristine#soulbsaa-piers-nivans#nosleepxjustrunning#itshardtofindagoodsteak#bitch-in-the-red-dress#claire-redfield-lover
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"I was! And who are you, beautiful?~"
I'm baaaack!
“Sorry I’m late. I was snagin’ some digits. What’d I miss? Leave your number!”
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Li Bingbing with little tiger cub
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Li Bingbing - Vogue China October 2012 by Chen Man
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When I’m talking I do these stupid faces…. fuck. Claire Redfield, Resident Evil 2.
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Where are you Steve? What do you and Alexia do all the time????
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Claire Redfield cosplay [RE Darkside Chronicles, Code Veronica X, Degeneration, Mercenaries 3D]
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Requested by dwarf-gekko
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Claire Redfield ass appreciation | requested by (x)
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#flan #leche #puertorico #sol #santarosa
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