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@petergrowup @pixxxiedusted @its-a-smee

The best bribe which London offers to-day to the imagination, is, that, in such a vast variety of people and conditions, one can believe there is room for persons of romantic character to exist, and that the poet, the mystic, and the hero may hope to confront their counterparts. –Ralph Waldo Emerson

(*took a quote from Oscar Wilde as well in the description lawl)

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Congrats Homecoming King! Did you have victory sex?

Ummm... your King had another sort of victory party that he is just as happy with. or wait

HAPPIER with. Yes, I’m happier with the not-sex victory that I had. 

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Vote for me as your 2020 DisU Homecoming King!

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What are three things that are really important to you?

1) Sleeping

2) Sailing

3) Being loyal to my best friend and brothers in Alpha.

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Rumor has it you're in the running for Homecoming King. What are your thoughts?

My thoughts? Well, I for one am SO grateful for having friends that would put this campaign together for me. I’m optimistic you suckers will pick me and also optimistic that you will not pour pigs blood on me as I accept my crown. Thank you and goodnight. I love you all vote for me!!

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So do you like, hold Hook's penis while he pees?

This is a bald-faced lie and if anyone claims to have pictures of that, it’s made by magic. Thank you and good night. 

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Sam ‘Smee’ Smiegel

Age: Twenty-One

A follower of Hook since his early years, Smee is your can-do man!  Need a man to bring the ice? He’ll grab it.  Need the answers to next week’s exam? He’ll email it. Need someone to tell you your dick looks big in those slacks? He’ll compliment it!

{Bio Coming Soon}

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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.

St Crispin’s Day Speech - William Shakespeare. (via hwitewalkers)

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