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What kind of pokemon is this?
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Wow!
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imagine having money wow i just got chills
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“C minor! Put it in C minor!” - The Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2, about to SNATCH ME BALD!
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stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
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they need to bring back cool older family members who teach you how to use a torrent client
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snail as old as slime
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the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise
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*sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am
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when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you
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chewing minty gum, then breathing in cold winter air
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