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if you can’t eat hairy pussy ur a coward & that’s on u

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*Weird noises in my house at 3.30am*

Me: ..must be the cat

The cat: im literally sleeping on your legs right now

Me: oh no

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Deforest Kelley + Papers THE SILENT SERVICE

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Disney are the popular kids, Pixar are the regular ones and Dreamworks are the weirdos

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imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

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I also am an English (and French) Major, but let me tell you that in my college we all agree with mini-wrants (at least everyone i know + myself, and also my friends that study Law).

people on this website be like “it’s actually school’s fault that i don’t know how to read because i wanted to write my essay on the divergent trilogy and that BITCH mrs. clarkson made us study 1984 instead. anyway here’s a 10 tweet thread of easily disproven misinformation about a 3 year old news story and btw, who is toni morrison?”

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If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

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Google didn't wish me a happy birthday this year

The letters of the logo are as every other day

I guess that is what it is to be an adult

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unimaginably cruel

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Honestly the biggest disappointment I had researching ABC was that medieval authors did not, in fact, see the creatures they were describing and were trying their best to describe them with their limited knowledge while going “what the fuck… what the fuck…”

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7am: WHO OPENED THE CURTAIN

Every night there’s something going on

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one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

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narnia has actually way too many completely devastating concepts in it that are not explored At All

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Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly