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it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.
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can someone please tell me what the fuck I just saw
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best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)
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Culture is so obsessed with the idea of lone geniuses that it doesn't really appreciate that most of the progress of science (and likely every other discipline) occurs collaboratively, in babysteps, and usually through a lot very tedious, utterly unsexy, work.
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SLARPG ask: Is Zinnia based on anyone/anything? She is so profoundly that-one-cool-really-supportive-aunt-coded.
(SLARPG spoilers)
Zinnia was inspired in part by the role Bahamut plays in Final Fantasy I, but on a broad level I just like stories where the big cool dragon character is your friend instead of a monster to be defeated. I won't deny that there's probably some Toriel influence in there, too, though functionally I think they're very different characters. And also there's some of myself in there, too, as is the case with many of my characters.
(I also have an in-depth post about the creation of Zinnia available for my Patreon supporters.)
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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
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One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.
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Today I found out my dead grandpa was a massive shoplifter and every ice cream sandwich, Little Debbie roll and candy he gave me was more than likely stolen. He always had little gifts for me. Gifts he had stolen. Apparently Walmart was his favorite spot to steal from. I thought I couldn’t love and respect my grandfather any more than I already did but I do now. Poppy, you were a real one.
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Hey everybody, Rita (Predstrogen before her entire account got completely wiped) is in serious need of help right now!
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I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year
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