ithoughtiwasslender
my wondrous journey: a life at sea
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ithoughtiwasslender · 26 days ago
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ithoughtiwasslender · 6 months ago
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I'll take care of you, take care of you. That's true.
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ithoughtiwasslender · 6 months ago
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Izzy's Outlook settings mark all messages he sends as high importance/urgent by default.
Stede has set up a rule where all of Izzy's messages automatically go into a folder that Stede checks once a week and he ignores them at all other times. Stede keeps forgetting to check the folder and has not checked it in months.
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ithoughtiwasslender · 6 months ago
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ithoughtiwasslender · 6 months ago
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secretly watching a cute neighbor across
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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I rewatched some of season 1 today and had a little moment of realisation. I’ve seen people talk about the fact that Ed must have helped Stede into his leathers in S1E4, but Stede has already got changed twice in the scene before that.
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When Stede wakes up he’s shirtless, but when the scene comes back to them he has a shirt on and his battle jacket. It’s only reasonable to assume Ed helped him put those on, I think.
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When they emerge from Stede’s closet together, Stede is now dressed in his ‘fab’ trousers. Surely, Ed would have helped him put those on too, what with Stede’s wounds?
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So, my conclusion can only be that by the time Ed proposes they ‘do something weird’ he’s already helped Stede in and out of multiple items of clothing and this suggestion was all just a ploy. He just wanted an excuse to undress Stede again.
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You’re welcome.
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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Not saying I’ve experienced this but. the best head in the world comes from sexually repressed 40 something year old dudes who have been cock starved for 20 years and will treat your dick like it’s manna from heaven. Sighing and whimpering like a stray dog that’s finally been allowed inside to be fed
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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Vol. 1
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Vol. 2
For those that don't have twitter, here is all of my uncensored spicy gentlebeard art inside of two pdfs!
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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epic hair swoosh.
these new bts pic's are everything.
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.
(Source)
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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rip stede bonnet you would have loved responding to negative google reviews of yr failbusiness
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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in my mind palace amv some of the toys in question are:
stede's children
izzy
the crew of the revenge generally
my boy only breaks his favorite toys is pretty Them coded tbh
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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posted my wares. to the world wide web
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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ultraviolence
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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this machine is useless
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ithoughtiwasslender · 7 months ago
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oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?
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