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I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken

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house is a girl you have to take care of her

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not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.

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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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Snapped on this cunt because he was hating on a trans woman trying to tuck using one of the free pads in the women's bathroom. It worked super well for her and now every TME in the comments is mad ar her for using up such a "expensive and finite" resource. Scared that there will be no free pads left.

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guy who has a hard time keeping up with the trends and interests of his peers: oh man im really out of the loop lol

guy who's stuck in a time loop: HOW DID YOU DO IT

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Once again, reality won't let The Onion remain as satire.

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Every white leftist should read this

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Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know you have the right to Jury Nullification? The constitution says you do. If you disagree with the merit of a law, it doesn't matter whether the defendant committed the crime, you can find them not guilty, create a hung jury, and nine times out of ten they won't prosecute them again. Literally become ungovernable.

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If you have time to answer any of these, you have time to share and donate to any number of Palestine fundraisers, such as Mohammed's who is 92% of the way towards reaching his goal! You can also check out his brother Ahmed's campaign, who is 76% of the way towards reaching his goal! They are both vetted on @/el-shab-hussein and @/nabulsi's vetted Gaza fundraisers list and are #174 and #264 respectively

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"It was just a joke!"

Sure. It also wasn't very funny and it bombed. And now you have to deal with that.

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Ths bishop’s twitter post

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Read as many times as needed

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