i'm 23 years old and this is what i'm currently doing with my life
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te doy mi corazon y lo rechazas
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standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
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I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot
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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
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Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol
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anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
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I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful
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“You are a slave of what you need in your soul.”
— Carl Jung (via loveage-moondream)
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me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube
youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.
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