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Zero (zero)

anyone else 1 situation away from losing their mind

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It stans the tow truck guys

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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Ignore previous statement

remember to hang out with other queer people. in a train or otherwise. do not underestimate its importance

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It will hang out with queer people... from the roof with them

remember to hang out with other queer people. in a train or otherwise. do not underestimate its importance

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Pause for laughter?

weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums.....theatre best portrays loneliness

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Body goals for it

Porcelain corpse

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It explodied

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🎂

It's my birthday today! Happy birthday to me. I'm old and just going to take it easy.

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Bite them

Having several spiritually potent kintypes has made me particularly sensitive to dark energies... this ability, as well as my previous experience with emos and witches, has made me suspect one of my coworkers is aligned with the Devil and has plans to destroy me specifically.

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you're super cool I like you . friendship beam at you

It likes you too. Friendship beam immediately absorbed and second one sent in return

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Take her not me

no but seriously I still get chills thinking about turning off my headlamp in the cave and The Hand That I Did Not Actually See, and it’s been twelve years since it happened

it’s such an unreal experience

like

you turn off your light in a cave and wave your hand in front of your face

and

you can see this shadowy thing moving in the black space where your hand is

it looks like the same shadowy thing you would see in your room at night if you waved your hand in front of your face, it’s there and vaguely hand-shaped, and your brain recognizes it as your hand because your brain is aware of where your hand is and what it is doing

But You Are Not Seeing Anything

Inside a cave, there is No Light. No matter how far your pupils spread, there is no light for them to draw in, no light to put an image on your retina.

But your brain just Fucking Assumes that because it knows where your hand is and what it is doing, clearly it can see it.

So it creates a shadowy thing for your eyes to be seeing.

Brain is like “there’s a hand there”

Eyes are like “yup sure thing brain I can totally see it”

Brain is like “nice”

but there is no hand, you cannot see the hand, you are seeing a literal actual hallucination in the cave because your brain thinks it knows best

Caves are awesome, but also terrifying. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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Just like a cokey cola...

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It... has nothing to add.

The power is swiftly going to my head... I have never dreamed of such a lofty position... assistant manager of a KFC? Fuck. I don't know if I'm hard or if every muscle in my body is just tense with adrenaline... heh. Down, boy. We mustn't add cream to the chicken...

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It reblogs, this is good information

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

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It disagrees, it thinks this was the perfect outcome.

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It sees that Mr Sims is being based as usual.

Hello Mr Sims, surely you've heard about the CEO who got shot in the US the other day?

The event made me think of what happened in Thirteen Storeys so I would love to hear your insight on this.

If you've read Thirteen Storeys, I think you know my "insight" already.