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just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

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funniest fucking storyline in 911 by FAR is michael getting bored, so he starts spying on his neighbors. athena gets worried and sends bobby over who IMMEDIATELY supports michael's insane claim that his one neighbor is up to something hinky. michael's partner comes home and suggests they rummage through the trash for evidence. despite his obviously joking bobby and michael think this is a GREAT idea. bobby gives david a lecture about how this is a legal grey area. michael sneaks into the guy's apartment and gets hit in the head. athena comes by and is outraged, even though she probably should have known that sending her dumbass husband to her dumbass ex-husband would result in smth exactly like this.

and then they're RIGHT. just completely validated. it's great. i could watch this episode forever.

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Attempting to trick my brain into actually engaging in binocular vision after 24 years of Not Doing That is really something

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our dogs keep leaving a cow hoof around that perfectly blends into the living room carpet and my mom just stepped on it and cursed but then she cut her own sentence off so what happened is I watched her trip, sidestep, and shout "UGH! the damn invisible cow-!" which implied a whimsical living situation i want to be real despite the many obvious issues

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gay_irl

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"childlike sense of wonder" this and that. Personally, I'm cultivating my elderly sense of wonder. Hence my excitement over a perfectly ordinary bird in my backyard or an above-average-sized vegetable.

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This guy won’t leave

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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inspired by this

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you're gonna be okay, kid

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You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

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Dance as an act of rebellion. Dance as an act of joy.

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Eddie Diaz: I'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club

Available for free (ko-fi)

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Uncle Buck and Jee 🥹❤️

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“Everyday is a holiday when I’m near to you.” ✨🎄

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Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

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There's something hilarious to me about how many companies include New Year's Day as a default company-wide holiday. Not because the majority of the population considers it particularly sacred or anything, but because they already know at least half their employees are going to call in hung over that day, so they just decided to save everybody the trouble.