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I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context
Peak comedy right here
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Egyptian farmers in 3100 BC after figuring out how to divert water from the nile river to water their crops
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FUTURE ME HERE TO SAY NO YOU DONT.
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Going through my old twitter and I found this gem !
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Coming on here to bitch but I feel like it just seems odd that Tom has got married a year a 6 days after being charged with assaulting his now wife.
And you want to know who I feel sorry for? The girls who had to witness the abuse. I hope to god with the millions he's got in the bank he's paid for them to have therapy.
Bastard.
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So I kinda use tumblr as a memory bank now and for what ever god forsaken fucking reason I can't use the search feature to pull up old posts.
Who decided selling this app was a good idea?
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Life update; I live alone now and it’s fucking wonderful.
I still love Sergio and I’m like a real legit adult now.
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Also it's not at all like sergio was the talented one...
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Tom Signs to New Management.
And I'm really not sorry but I still can't stand him and what he did for me, is unforgivable.
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Anyone remember kasabian 2012? That was a happier time...
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An adult man who happens to have a life outside the spotlight: *physically assaults his partner while heavily intoxicated In front of a minor who happened to call the police to stop him*
The fans of said adult man's band:
People are so freaking schwepid
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