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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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A million and a half people replied with this, which I appreciate:

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they should invent a type of lying face down that doesn't suffocate you

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Mio Hashimoto ( contemporary Japanese sculptor, b. 1980)

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God is trying to talk to me through this bruise on my leg

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When people from Copenhagen have a dark sense of humour, they are the Danes Macabre.

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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

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Georgia Gerber: A Promise Kept (1999)

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what are your biggest konks?

bindage

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Let me get that for you," I say seductively, pulling on a door that says push 😏💋

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Ethnic is one of the funnier euphemisms for not white. Damn you look like you come from somewhere

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every overthinker should have someone to fuck them stupid

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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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a garbage man ran out of the bushes in front of my car, which is fine because I’m used to deer on that road and was already driving carefully, but I’m so used to deer that instead of like, watching the truck to see if he was crossing again I watched the bushes he’d come from in case there were like. 1-2 smaller, frailer garbage men following him I guess.