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What the hell is blaze? How long was I in the bathroom??

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Heh… 🥔❤️

It’s nowhere near close to Valentine’s Day but this would be perfect for a card.

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This is gonna be me someday...

author’s note on fanfic ch4: i’ll probably have it updated by the end of this week!

author’s note on fanfic ch5: so i know it’s been two years but i can explain

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My perfectionist self, still on her first (Perfectly-crafted) paragraph after two hours: I am a horrible writer, how could I even possibly think this could ever be good enough to show to other people, why am I such a failure–

My feral self who doesn’t give a shit anymore, on her twelfth page of literal garbage in thirty minutes that she can always come back and edit later: *Removing earbud* wat

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When you read a completed fanfiction with a realistic plot and in-character characters

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Hey, everyone! Due to the sudden influx of viewers on AO3, the site has had to modify some things, including the experience of guest users and how hits are counted on the site. This is not the fault of AO3 (they’re doing their best to keep things up and running for all of us), but if you’re a guest user following stories on AO3, PLEASE make sure to leave kudos for your authors to see. We understand it can be difficult to get an account on AO3 (probably more now with COVID-19 leaving people in their homes), but sudden drops in statistics can be inexplicable and disheartening.

Keep your heads up, people. We’re gonna get through this.

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I've had this happen a couple of times on Wattpad and it made my entire day brighter ❤

the most flattering thing in the world is when you get the "you got kudos!" email from ao3 and then you look at it and you got kudos from the same person on all your works because it means they read the first thing and thought it was good enough that they read everything else you've written and liked that too.

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You bored, or feeling artsy but don’t have any inspiration...? *updated!*

Do you need to distract yourself? Or are you simply bored? Here are some great websites to make the time pass.

create pixel art

Awesome photo editor and art program, all free…!

Totally free transparent textures

make a cute chibi

draw some cool generative art

be a graffiti creator

create a picassohead (you don’t need to be a picasso to do so)

paint online

another awsome site to create pixel art on

and another one

create your own mandala

or color one

create an avatar

or you can try creating your own superhero

here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes

here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,

Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown

here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music

Need a model in a certain pose for drawing? here

Want to build your own planet

here is a website where you can create your own galaxies

make your own pattern (very useful if you need a new background)

create next hit comic

make a city which looks like something from 90′s games

draw a mandala like design

jig saw puzzles

more jig saw puzzles to solve

create a stunning HTML5 animation - no coding!

make a movie

create and dress up dolls

play a piano

you can also play a guitar

create sounds

another sound creator

create a logo

design your dream home

sketch rooms

explore fashion trends and create your own sets

build a website

try this app for building a website

Or maybe start learning how to code!

design your own t-shirt or a beanie or sweatpants and order them

design your own phone case

pretend to be a graphic designer with this cool online tool

Make your own Glitch art

Here’s another glitch art maker

And another!

Holy hell, here’s a third!

make an image look like it was created by a commodore 64

freaking cool text generator!

Easy to use word processor

Make up really cool patterns or run your photos through it :)

Write an essay on anything with no hassle

Wanna see how something you write would look like if it was on JacksFilms YGS((Your Grammar Sucks videos on YouTube))?

Make pictures out of text

ASCII word generator

Need an idea for some fanart-here :D

Still haven’t found something that would float your boat? Try these:

watch a documentary

learn to code

do something yourself

workout with the help of this great youtube channels

learn things

play pokemon or zelda or other awesome old school games

waste your time on miniclip

play games at additing games

or try games at agame

calm your thoughts

the quiet place

it will be okay

vent or listen to someone

pour out your soul

explore the sky

look at art from around the world

virtually visit museum of iraq

explore world with arounder

create a music playlist

list through rare books

scroll useful science website

create sand art

brain games

try out tastekid and discover new favorite band or movie or book

interactive 3D anatomy

random street view

post a secret

create a family tree

find our what’s the difference between x and y

help scientists and become volunteer researcher

create your own font

read a classic short story

In the mood to read, but not sure exactly what book to go for?

scribble on maps

listen to letters

play with acrobots

listen to podcasts

make a bucket list

Ever want to see the most truly useless websites in creation?

Prank a friend with this blue screen of death!

Zone out watching the colors drip down

Maybe none of these peeked your interest-maybe you’ve been wanting to create an o.c, but never really knew how to start-or you just enjoy making O.C’s….

This masterlist is to help you in making your own OCs….it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! (´ヮ`)!

How to Write Better OCs:

basic tips on how to make your oc even better

tragic backstory? learn how to write one/make yours great

writing specific characters

a wordier, great guide on how to develop your character

kick out those vague descriptions and make them AWESOME

Character Development:

how to actually make an OC

Q&A (to develop characters)

more Q&As

giving your character a backstory

how to write an attractive character

Need an Appearance idea?

Humanoid generator? check

Here’s another one

and maybe if you didn’t like those this’ll work

Need Monsterpeople?

Well, then here ya’ go

Maybe you need Cats?

Diversity

adding more racial diversity

avoiding tokenism, AKA, how to add diversity to your cast not just because you “need” it

writing sexuality and gender expression (doesnt include non binary, if you have a good ref to that, please add on!)

masterpost on writing more diversity into your story

cultures of the world

guides to drawing different ethnicities (not just a great art reference, but also really helpful in appearance descriptions!)

Mary Sue/Gary Stu

Test to see if your character is a Sue

Explains subdivisions of Sues/Stus

Powerful Characters Don’t Have to Be Sues

Villains

villain generator

need an evil sounding name for your evil character? bam

villain archetypes

what’s your villain’s motive for being a villain?

Relationships

character perceptions (What your character thinks of themselves and what others think of them)

how to write strong relationships between two characters

8 ways to write better characters and develop their relationships with others

OCxLove Interest Handbook

develop your couple with good ol’ Q&A!

how to write realistic relationships

how to write relatives for your characters (this is more OC related to a canon character, but will help in writing family members in general)

ARCHETYPES

12 common archetypes

8 archetypes for male/female characters

female archetypes (goes pretty indepth from two main categories)

a list of archetypes

NAMES

how to name your character

random name generator

most common surnames

surnames by ethnicity

APPEARANCE

tips for better design

basic appearance generator

pinterest board for character design (includes NSFW and images of skeletons/exposed muscle (?) so tread carefully!)

clothing ref masterpost

Clothing generator

Another clothing generator

More clothing generator

Aaaand even more

Steam punk clothing

Char Style preference

Dress Generator

DETAILS

give your character better powers

a list of professions

proactive vs reactive characters

positive and negative traits

interest generator

skills generator

motivation generator

123 ideas for character flaws

list of phobias

Oh shit someone died

Backgrounds and stuff? yep

Quirks

Personality. you need that shit

Need something fandom related?

City generator hell yeah

location? got ya

World-building?

make your own god damn laws

Landscape.

Need Item names?

Fantasy/sci-fi/etc. medicine names

Stuff to make things more interesting.Weapons, clothes, treasures… whatever your characters need.

Item & Artifact Generators

Other stuffs!

Genre, Plot, & Story Prompt Generators

How did your characters meet?

Fanfic plots. you bet your ass.

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Portal Oneshots - Detroit (Crossover)

The rain was was warm on her shoulders, a welcome occurrence after so long in a place without a sky.

Chell shut her eyes, tilted her head back, and imagined all the dirt and grime and gel residue that had accumulated on her clothes and person all washing away, left behind to be (hopefully) forgotten on the streets of the city.

She still wore her boots and jumpsuit, now tattered and scuffed from the road, as she hadn’t been able to procure suitable replacements. She had no money, no identification, and people were (understandably, if inconveniently) leery of the stranger with the spring-heeled boots. It didn’t help that orange was a prison colour, though the dirt and tears probably screamed “homeless” (which, she supposed, she was, at least until she could reconnect with someone—anyone she knew, or who knew her, perhaps a friend or relative).

Her pace was slow, no destination in mind, at least for the moment. She took the time to observe her surroundings, though a part of her—long-buried but undeniably present, perhaps from her forgotten childhood—knew she should have been more wary of walking alone through an urban neighbourhood at night.

Too late she noticed the footsteps, heavy and deliberate, felt an arm around her neck and something cold in her back.

A gun, her brain supplied.

“Alright, you know the drill…” Said a male voice, mockingly, and she stumbled backward as its owner maneuvered her into an alleyway.

“I don’t have anything.” It was the truth—and the first time she’d truly spoken to another human being since her escape, though she’d encountered many on her hike from the upper peninsula. Most of them had ignored her, or regarded her with apprehension, even annoyance as she’d tried to flag someone—anyone down on the road.

Her captor scoffed and let out a laugh. “Oh, you wanna do this the hard way? Huh?!” The gun jabbed harder as the volume and pitch of his voice went up. Ice cold panic rushed through Chell’s veins. Her limbs were unresponsive, as if someone else had wrestled away control of her mainframe, and she felt like a spectator in her own body. She’d gotten the best of a homicidal supercomputer! Why would she suddenly freeze up now?!

“Please, I-I really don’t have anything. I—”

She was on the ground, stunned, when out of nowhere a loud whoop-whoop drew an expletive from her assailant, who scrambled away into the night. Two car doors slammed, and a second voice yelled, “Stop! Detroit Police!”

Chell blacked out.

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So uh… Hank is in this too he boops the siren. Connor runs after the guy. If there’s any interest I kinda wanna continue this.

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Portal Oneshots: Attempt #1

(For Valentines Day)

Rick pinched the bridge of his nose and let out a long sigh. “Explain it to me one more time.”

“R-right…” Wheatley put his hands together and tried to regain his composure. “So, I did everything we talked about…”

“Right…”

“I booked us a table…”

“Okay…”

“The waiter came with the desserts…”

“Okay…”

“She thought the chocolate cake was absolutely delicious, by the way…”

Rick tried not to roll his eyes. “Okay…”

“…a-and I waited for her to find the ring in it, but she didn’t. She completely finished it off. The whole piece. Just…” He snapped his fingers, “…gone!”

“Okay…”

“I thought, shit, what if she’s swallowed it? And I was panicking because how am I supposed to tell her that? ‘I’m so sorry, but I was trying to propose to you and you probably just ate the ring’…”

“Okay?”

“…so anyway, I played it cool and took a bite of my cake…”

“Okay?”

“…and I swallowed it.”

“You swallowed it?”

“I swallowed it.”

Rick blinked, incredulous. “You swallowed the ring?”

Wheatley nodded, suddenly looking like he was about to cry. “I g-guess they got the cakes mixed up…”

Rick barely hid a guffaw, then scrambled to look serious before he turned back to his friend. “I think we’d better go to the emergency room.”

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TOO SOON…

Wheatley: I can still pull myself in! I can still fix this! I can—

GLaDOS: *pulls Wheatley close* Long live the king…

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HELLO I JUST FOUND THE BEST FUCKING WEBSITE FOR WORKING ON CHARACTERS AND WORLD BUILDING YEET FUCKERS SEE YOU IN 8 YEARS

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Wow so Inktober just imploded…

Not sure how it’s gonna affect writers but I predict trickle-down stigma

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༓･*.☽25 OC QUESTIONS☾.*･༓

Send emojis + character name to learn more about my OCs

(feel free to reblog)

🌟 When your OC loses all hope, who do they turn to first? What helps make them feel better? What calms them down and reassures them? Why?

☀️ What makes your OC genuinely happy? A person, an item, their hobby? Where is the place they’re happiest, or most at home? What is the happiest they’ve ever been?

🌙 If your OC could have one wish come true what would it be and why? Would there be consequences to this wish or would they regret it once they get what they want? What would they give in return for this wish to come true?

❄️ What makes your OC sad, so sad that they can’t help but cry all day? How do they cheer themself up? Does their sadness upset any of their loved ones too?

🔥 If your OC known for having temper tantrums? If not, what gets them really angry? What makes their blood BOIL? Is there anyway to calm them down or are they unstoppable? What are they like when they’re angry? Do they take it out on their loved ones?

❤️ What would your OC’s ideal lover be like? Appearnce, personality, voice? Would their family approve or would it be civil war?

🕊️ Would your OC ever get married or are they already wed? If they’re married, describe what their wedding was like! If not, describe their ideal wedding (or do this if you feel like it anyway!)

🍼 Does your OC have any children or want children? What names would they pick? Are they good with kids or a complete disaster?

☕ Give us one (or more if you feel like it) of your OCs deep dark secrets! Why do they keep it hidden? Spill the tea!

🍂 What are their opinions on the different seasons? Which one do they hate and which one do they love and why?

🦋 If your OC could change everything (or just something) about their life would they? What would they change? What do they think would happen if they did? What would their loved ones think?

💐 Does your OC like flowers? What are their favourites? Do they keep a garden of some sort? What flowers would they use in a flower crown? (and if you like, research the meanings behind those flowers!)

🌼 Write a short drabble from your OCs POV meeting their LI (or if they don’t have a love interest, their best friend. If you don’t want to do a drabble, describe their first meeting instead!)

🥀 Has your OC ever been hurt by someone they love? Ever been betrayed? Abused? Attacked? Give me the angst! (if you’d like, write a short drabble about it!)

🏞️ If your OC could travel to anywhere in their world where would they go? Why? If they could live there would they?

🏡 Describe your OCs ideal house! Give us a tour around! What’s their garden like? Their bedroom? Kitchen? Where is it and how many people live there?

🔪 Has your OC ever killed someone? Ever had to defend themselves against violence? How did this make them feel? Or, alternatively, has your OC ever attacked someone? Seen someone die?

💎 Does your OC collect anything? Is there a reason? When did they start and is it beginning to turn into a little bit of a hoarding issue? What do they do with their collection?

📚 If your OC was given some kind of forbiddon knowledge, what would they do with it? Would they tell anyone? Use it for evil or good? How would it change their outlook on life, if at all?

🌗 Early mornings or late nights? What do they spend their time doing during these hours?

👑 If your OC was made royal (or is royal) how would they use their power? Are they a good leader or bad? Do their subjects like them or is it ‘off with their head’? Do they enjoy being royal?

💕 How is your OC like with physical affection? What are their boundries? Do they enjoy being touched or is that a no-go? Is there any reason behind this?

☁️ What’s something your OC wishes they could forget? Why is this? Or, what is something that your OC has forgotten? (or do both!)

👀 Describe your OC through the eyes of another person! (bonus + specify who)

❓ A random fact or short drabble! Or make up your own question to ask the OC!

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I love when u love the villain but also don't excuse their actions so you're just "ah yes bastard burn in hell also I love you"

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Since I apparently forgot to post updated chapters here (including the most recent update, chapter 4) you can read the full version of Suddenly Wheatley on AO3, FanFiction.Net, and more recently, Wattpad.

Thank you to everyone who’s shown support—and is still showing support, even in 2019! I love all of you! ❤️