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To whom it may concern I’m on Bluesky now, same tag

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i like how american stores sell pickles suspended in their special nutrient fluid like mech pilots

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Tbh it’s wild to me that Nebula didn’t instantly rebundle with Dropout after stopping the CuriosityStream bundle. It just makes Sense but Business Is Business I suppose

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I have a long running bit where I say I’m going to move to Europe and start a store but it’s always like a prototypical semi bougie poser thing with the twist that it’s never where you want it to be (playing on how all my euro friends have this ONE cool place they actually like but it’s always in the country they have National beef with). And it’s not funny I just like making up scenarios where I run a fuck ass niche store in a decently sized hipster town and people come to me and I help them with their issue and I don’t even make money off the store I’m just a retired ass guy selling skateboards in a strange Hungarian city

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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

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they can't stop me from giving a fat bear tboy f- cups

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i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

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How to jack off

Jacking off for first time

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Jacking off death toll

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Some people just hurt you, they just hurt you a lot, and you can’t tell them, and you just have to cut it off without saying anything. Hoping they won’t notice, because you love them. But you’re hurt and you need to respect yourself more

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Motivational Mike Monday

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The secret agenda of this administration of the United States: Eliminating Prostate Exams

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READ THIS AND LOG THE FUCK OFF

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No vamos a permitir el robo 💚

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English Explainer of what’s happening in Puerto Rico

The New Progressive Party is actively stealing the election as we speak and engaging in illegal fearmongering according to our code. Here’s the exact points where it’s happening

1. There was a last minute change in how we vote, during our history we have had a high grade of illiteracy so our ballots rely a lot on voting under the party logo. Through our entire history we where thought to mark the box with an X. Yesterday it was announced that the machines that count the vote don’t work the same way and we will have to shade the entire box without spilling for our vote to count. We have evidence of ballots from weeks before of new progressive party candidates shading it whole and now we know why.

2. At around 1am Nov 3 the Supreme Court determined the vote that is currently being counted (absent, prison etc) could be with only one parties representation at the tables…at the same time the campaign closings where happening and functionaries of other parties where told to go home and resume tomorrow (the deadline is usually until midnight). This resource was proposed by New Progressives.

3. There is currently a motion going on presented by the same party to continue todays counting 24/7 aka functionaries of other parties will once again have to rush to where the vote is being counted to defend the vote

4. They’ve filled the parking lot of where we are supposed to arrive with goverment vehicles so that when we either drive or Uber there we have to walk in the middle of the night

5. Massive Robo call scam misrepresenting other parties and lying. This is highly illegal as the calls don’t say at first what committee paid for said Robo call

They’re stealing our elections as we speak and god knows what will go down on the night of the event. Eyes on Puerto Rico.

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Miku Rican

Loving the trend of giving Miku your nationality UwU

[islandsaoirse]

English Explainer of what’s happening in Puerto Rico

The New Progressive Party is actively stealing the election as we speak and engaging in illegal fearmongering according to our code. Here’s the exact points where it’s happening

1. There was a last minute change in how we vote, during our history we have had a high grade of illiteracy so our ballots rely a lot on voting under the party logo. Through our entire history we where thought to mark the box with an X. Yesterday it was announced that the machines that count the vote don’t work the same way and we will have to shade the entire box without spilling for our vote to count. We have evidence of ballots from weeks before of new progressive party candidates shading it whole and now we know why.

2. At around 1am Nov 3 the Supreme Court determined the vote that is currently being counted (absent, prison etc) could be with only one parties representation at the tables…at the same time the campaign closings where happening and functionaries of other parties where told to go home and resume tomorrow (the deadline is usually until midnight). This resource was proposed by New Progressives.

3. There is currently a motion going on presented by the same party to continue todays counting 24/7 aka functionaries of other parties will once again have to rush to where the vote is being counted to defend the vote

4. They’ve filled the parking lot of where we are supposed to arrive with goverment vehicles so that when we either drive or Uber there we have to walk in the middle of the night

5. Massive Robo call scam misrepresenting other parties and lying. This is highly illegal as the calls don’t say at first what committee paid for said Robo call

They’re stealing our elections as we speak and god knows what will go down on the night of the event. Eyes on Puerto Rico.

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