..... Whaaaaat?
Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.
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THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS GIF I DO NOT LIKE
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we were playing animal catchphrase and the word was otter and i yelled BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH and nO ONE UNDERSTOOD
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Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon
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this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.
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Friendly reminder that you’re allowed to like a thing without knowing every single fact about the thing
You’re allowed to like a movie without having to know every crew member’s name
You’re allowed to like a book without having to memorize every page
You’re allowed to like a video game without having to know all the Easter eggs and cheat codes
You’re allowed to like things and not be an expert on things
Liking things isn’t supposed to be stressful
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I really hope my kids are as bass ass and awesome as these children
THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE OH MY GOD I CNT ST O P LAUGHINFJG
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date me
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OH MY SWEET CHILI CHEESE FRIES YES PLEASE DAT BLOG!
Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget
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Today I got into an argument with my Aunt because she was upset that her daughter was dating a girl so I said
"Do you really think you should fall in love with someone’s genitals over their soul? Because that’s shallow and sad"
And my 75 year old grandmother who was sitting in her rocking chair, and who hasn’t said a word for the past hour screamed “OH BURN" and hit my aunt with a fly swatter
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