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The sewing equivalent of “Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?” is “Have you tried re-threading the machine?”
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well considering the linear nature of time and aging id love to hear the alternative
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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard
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horror of dracula 1958 // girlfriend by avril lavigne
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My mom wanted a special cloth cover to proof her bread dough, so I made her one!
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Lonesome cowboy with a heart of gold affirmations:
I am the most sincere patron of this saloon.
My haggard look is offset by the charming glint in my eyes.
While I do wear a gun, it weighs heavy on my belt and has never been drawn in anger.
My horse may be my only friend, but what true friends we are.
The clink of my bright silver spurs along the boardwalk draws many a lustful gaze.
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In Pacific Rim (2013), Charlie Hunnam and Robert Kazinsky play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite me being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.
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i had to go in a gas station in the middle of nowhere to pee and this is their monster energy display
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