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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
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Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time
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#Wearing my sonic the hedgehog hat and cargo shorts "for the baddies"
We need to as a society come up with a more general term that has the comedic value of "the ladies." Like as a bisexual I can't earnestly say that I'm dressing up in a hawaiian shirt for "the ladies" exclusively, but we don't have anything funnier. "The hotties" is maybe the frontrunner but it still lags behind significantly.
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ace phase is over we're drawing law again
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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn
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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
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