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If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”
#I'M QUEUEING THIS BITCH FOR THIS DAY#EVEN IF I'M NOT ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE ANYMORE#which lets be real I probably will be#BUT THIS WILL HAPPEN
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i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant
#pls for the love of god wear deodorant#and if you don't wanna thats cool#just stay a solid 10 feet away from me#we're in a pancake anyways
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“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday
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One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical
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what are ur guys' color palettes. mines red & black w purple/silver accents
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hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?
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Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we
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Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?
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Ahh, it’s back
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