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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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i want a man who will wake me up every morning with a magic trick, like a literal card trick.

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Garold sure did have a lot of illegitimate sons

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this is a halberd appreciation post!

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many trans people have terrific bird names (jay, wren, raven, robin, piper) but it feels like shorebirds are underexplored territory.

avocet: 7/10 great sound, very elegant. fails the starbucks test

killdeer: 9/10 imagine meeting a killdeer at a party. banger

woodcock: 3/10 probably not worth it but extremely funny bit potential for a trans dude

plover: 10/10 this one's real actually. where are all the plovers

heron: 8/10 you'd get a lot of "hera" but that's good too

dowitcher, godwit: 4/10 but very dark souls

sora: this one's taken actually. sorry.

brant. willet. whimbrel. grebe. we're missing out folks

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More medieval dyes for y'all!

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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just for the record i would have played wolves with you

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Sirius: I cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

James: I literally said, ‘I have an idea,’ and you just went along with it.

Sirius: I cannot believe the way you abuse your words.

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Sirius, wearing James’ glasses: How do I look?

James: I have no idea.

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c: @asgardianmarauders

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[In the Forbidden Forest]

Sirius: this is the place I visit whenever I’m feeling lonely.

James: really?

Sirius: no, I have no idea where the fuck we are

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on valentine's day, james and sirius used to make anonymous handmade letters and drop it randomly in school.

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I see a lot of 'Regulus gets replaced by James as Sirius' brother' angst, but you know what would be interesting?

Regulus is only Sirius' brother. James and Sirius aren't brothers, they're the closest friends you could ever find. They choose to be around the other. They're in sync, they're never seen without each other, their names are practically impossible to say without the other's following. JamesandSirius, SiriusandJames.

Then it's Regulus. And Sirius too, sometimes. And only ever at Grimmauld, when no one else is around for company. Regulus isn't Sirius' friend. Their closeness- as distant as that is- is an obligation. A want born only out of a lack.

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Sirius and James would bake a cake that says “sorry we talk too much Minnie!” and give it to Professor Mcgonagall

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just want them to be happy :(

i imagine this in like 3rd year after a full moon and a quidditch match

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prongsfoot codependency is "i'd let voldemort kill me to save you" while wolfstar codependency is "i think you are the traitor but i am not gonna say anything" and i think both of them are beautiful and i would eat them both with a very big spoon

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*how to woe lily*

Remus: James, be charming, but not too charming.

Sirius: That’s like asking Superman to not be too super.

James: Thanks, mate :)