nikolai (they/them) podcast + language fixation
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the really great thing about all for the game is that you can binge it all in two days and then never stop thinking about it
#havent stopped thinking about the sunshine court specifically#no ones going to hear from me once tsc 2 is out
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You could really say anything to wymack and he'd just go along with it huh

And then he's like lemme check and make sure you don't have a lighter actually
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I don't think I've ever related to a set of responses more than this

#things i wish i could tell customers#ive started responding counteroffer to people who want something out of stock
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Songs of Origin was crazy /pos
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Customer service job didn't do enough psychological damage today. Let me reread the sunshine court to make up for that
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bestie that ghost was just trying to get your attention. when you screamed and freaked out and ran out the house that was honestly so rude.
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bruce and dick are fighting again and dick is ranting about it
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I love being up late and doing nothing like just me and my mental illness
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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
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one time i tried to do the "ive decided im gonna start gaslighting you" "you're gonna start gaslighting me?" "thats not what i said" joke with one of my friends but i said "ive decided im gonna start gaslighting you" and he just went "ok"
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i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.
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he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’
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no one:
the pfps in your notes when ur post goes viral:

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