isaacnewtonjohn

[isaacnewtonjohn]

i slept so stupid yesterday from like 3pm to 10pm that today i suffer for my dumbass choices

[isaacnewtonjohn]

sometimes you gotta crack the window open for a lil bit of fresh air even if it's cold as balls outside

[isaacnewtonjohn]

[isaacnewtonjohn]

mind your business, astrology bot

[isaacnewtonjohn]

[isaacnewtonjohn]

i just want everyone to know i saw the cutest dog tonight it was one of those little maltipoo things that look like little baby teddy bears

[isaacnewtonjohn]

the snl girlies writing themselves in as jacobs gf is so me coded

[isaacnewtonjohn]

what in the furry is that post you lot are reblogging

[isaacnewtonjohn]

there’s a film premiering at sundance called sasquatch sunset and i’m their target audience

[isaacnewtonjohn]

i'm sorry but pedro pascal is simply not hot. he's like someones goofy dad and i simply can't get behind people who want to fuck him i just can't

[isaacnewtonjohn]

JACOB ELORDI Saltburn (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

[isaacnewtonjohn]

get the fuck up girl

[isaacnewtonjohn]

nicole kidman at cannes for dogville (2003) james spader at cannes for crash (1996)

[isaacnewtonjohn]

watching some movies, not telling you which one

[isaacnewtonjohn]

show of all time

[isaacnewtonjohn]

this is like the sistine chapel to me