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can we talk about how steak tastes so much better when the cows death was 100% unneccessary
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someone: makes a post about a funny wizard casting some outlandish and evil sounding spell
one hundred thousand d&d players deciding it's time to share a story from their table that's only funny to them because they were there:
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this guy at the bar came up and asked me “what gives you the balls to just dye your hair blue?” and i was too drunk to think of anything witty so i just sneered and said “my balls”
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dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.
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why would u want 2 b the most fuckable person in the grocery store when u can b the most 'buying groceries fast and going home' person in the grocery store
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