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03.08.2025
No
Strongly believe that the Prime 4 development has invoked some petty god’s wrath or is perhaps under a witches curse of some kind.
#what do you MEAN *anomaly*#that’s the most unnerving way to phrase that#is there some dancing ghoul rampaging through the office? huh?#metroid#metroid prime 4
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15.07.2025
No
#silksongers we're in the same boat as you. kinda.#our game has also been in the works for around 7 years and all we know is that it supposedly comes out 2025#except we have more footage than you I think.#though actually. silksong was also featured in a nintendo treehouse or something wasn't it?#oh well.#maybe we should start sacrificing people too#metroid#metroid prime 4
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09.07.2025
No
Nintendo renewed/filed their trademark for some games, including Metroid Prime 3 and Hunters. Which could mean nothing but I love grasping at straws.
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20.06.2025
No
They're fucking with us

#I'm aware that this was most likely just a simple error. but it is funny.#anyways hey gang I'm not dead. isn't that wild.#metroid#metroid prime 4
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01.06.2025
No
It is Pride Month Lady. You know what that means.
Huh. What. Do you want me to like. Explore Gay planets? What?
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24.05.2025
No
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 is so good I'm about to forgive French people
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Actually yeah good point lol. I didn't even think about that because I'm planning on buying it for the Switch 1.
23.05.2025
No
Wow. It's almost June. Uh, nintendo. You wanna like. Give us an actual release date for the game? Nintendo, the switch 2 is coming out in like 2 weeks. Nintendo, be honest, when is this game is coming out? I'm slowly getting the feeling that it isn't on the same day as the switch 2 like expected.
#but it doesn't really matter anyways because remember#a delayed game will be good eventually but a rushed game will be bad forever#anyways btw if you buy the switch 2 on launch day I consider you a class traitor games should not be 90€ at least wait like a month minimum#not a no
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23.05.2025
No
Wow. It's almost June. Uh, nintendo. You wanna like. Give us an actual release date for the game? Nintendo, the switch 2 is coming out in like 2 weeks. Nintendo, be honest, when is this game is coming out? I'm slowly getting the feeling that it isn't on the same day as the switch 2 like expected.
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22.05.2025
No
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17.05.2025
No
Goodbye other M. Sayonara. Auf Nimmerwiedersehen. Arrivederci.
Metroid: Other M
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15.05.2025
No
They dropped some concept art of kraid in Metroid Dread on the Nintendo Today News app, and I can't get over this one in particular. Look at him. He's so goofy.

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08.05.2025
No
Hey, isn't it kinda weird how we still don't have an official release date for Prime 4? Like everyone and their grandma is expecting/assuming that it's gonna release on the same day as Switch 2, but that's in a month, and still no word from nintendo.
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07.05.2025
Nein
Ich hab keine guten post auf lager für heute also muss plötzlicher sprachenwechsel ausreichen.
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06.05.2025
No
Hi I'm not dead anyways on the Nintendo today app they showed off the new user profile pictures featured on the switch 2 and one of them is Dark Samus. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

#the prime 2 remaster is coming trust me you can trust me I'm not going mad prime 2 remaster real#metroid#metroid prime 4
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21.04.2025
No
Hot damn for super Metroid being this widely beloved classic of a Metroid game I’m running out of cool fanart for it quick.
#Owl if you’re reading this hurry upppppp lol Metroid Fusion is waiting and with it comes a bunch of cool new art I can tag you in#metroid#metroid prime 4
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17.04.2025
No. I think.
Sorry I was gone for like a week. Did Prime 4 come out while I was away?
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09.04.2025
No
Because I have literally nothing better to post for today, here's my official Metroid 2d games ranking:
Dread
Fusion
Samus Returns
Super Metroid
Zero Mission
Never player Return of Samus and only a bit of the og metroid but tbh they would probably share the last place lol. Not really worth playing when Samus Returns and Zero Mission exist.
#also Zero Mission and Super are kinda interchangeable and i would never call either of them bad games#they're great and amazing and just happen to be lower on my list#metroid#metroid prime 4
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