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im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

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when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

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i just feel like if a job pays less than $15/hr… they shouldn’t ask for experience.

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in retrospect can’t believe the line tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i’m not fucking scared of him wasn’t written by a lesbian

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Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

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im washing me and my clothes bitch

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wait?! what did gumball just say?!

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sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

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Just going to leave this here

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Wyatt is me

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Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.