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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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Bootsy Collins Spacebass and Warwick Guitars

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my printer is broken in what feels like an act of divine punishment only printed that one fucking picture of reigen until it ran out of ink, i asked it to print one A4 page of 9 of him... i have 360 pictures of reigen from MP100

send help

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me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead

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I love finding out easy solutions to things I thought were a major problem. Like I used to think I had chronically dry eyes due to not having working oil glands in my eye lids (tbf a doctor did tell me that when I was like 5) but it turns out I was just fucking sleeping with my eyes open and I all I needed was to use a cheap sleeping mask from flying tiger to keep my eyes closed all the way.

Another problem I had was that I got really gassy from eating spaghetti. I thought fuck in gluten intolerant. Fuck fuck fuck. I love pasta I'm gonna actually perish if I don't get to eat spaghetti, my nr 1 safe food, no, this can't be. But then I realized I could eat other types of pasta. I could eat ramen. I could eat bread of all kinds. Well, guess what? Turns out I was swallowing SO MUCH AIR when I slurped the s'getti that it made me gassy for two days afterwards. Solution? Burb myself like a baby after slurping noodles. I call it s'getti yoga.

But first place for "easiest solution to a major problem ever" probably goes to me getting my glasses. I had tension headaches 24/7, I couldn't see "in the winter", and I couldn't focus. I thought god damnit I'm aging so rapidly, I must have all the autoimmune disorders that run in my family. My adhd meds aren't working... I have ... Cancer ... In the brain. It's over.

It was astigmatism

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Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..

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Okay so my brain got infected by Gravity Falls again oopsie daisy here are a bunch of random doodles

Dipper and Mabel would be 25 this year, right? Anyway I wanted to draw them grown up so woah look at that

Anway Ford totally uses two fingers to flip people off just because he can and you can't tell me otherwise

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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

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Compliment them. That person you think has their shit together and wouldn't need it or want to hear it. They do. They absolutely do. Their shit is dispersed. I promise you. It is a shambles.

I've had someone tell me to my face that they would compliment me, but for the fact that I already know this or that about myself. Huh???? No. Sorry.

No I don't. In my weaker moments I become an ungrateful mud monkey that has never once internalized a compliment

I adore being told you like me or something I've done. It sustains me, and in my weaker moments when I forget that life is good and happy, you might catch me before I fall.

You ever had someone catch you like that? You can do it too. The ones that catch you have been you in that moment before and know they will be again.

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Finally, my wife I mean my iteration's Donatello. Please squint at his battle shell and pretend you don't see any imperfections I'm too lazy to fine tune it anyway. Softshell Donnie W