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JUST FOUND OUT MY DAD IS ON TEAM CAP💔💔 I need a new father is anyone taking applications for a child 💔 I have a good gpa and I promise never to touch the thermostat

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Peter was acting weird today, not his normal weird but nice suspicious kind of weird, he brought his coffee without complaining, he listened to his instructions, he didn't make fun of his age, and he didn't snark back.

At first Tony dismissed it as whatever was left from the hero worship but as time went Tony noticed how distant the boy was chewing his lips, glancing in his direction every few seconds when he thought Tony wasn't looking, he asked him once but the boy said he was okay so Tony decided to wait for him.

They were silent for half an hour, which is impressive for Peter, and at the same time concerning, he heard the boy take a few encouraging breaths and mumbled ' You can do it, Peter' which was cute.

'Okay this time to act as a proper mentor' Tony said to himself 'yeah definitely mentor'

"Mr.Stark" he heard the hesitant nervous voice of the boy, it made him soft immediately, gosh how much he hates the way Peter makes him soft it isn't good for his reputation.

"Yeah Pete" he replied couldn't help but smile at the younger boy "I was wondering if Uhmm, you know if ahh" the boy was so nervous it physically hurt Tony, the boy looked at the table where Tony's wallet was, did he need money? Does he want something he can buy the moon if Peter asks "Do you want money? I can give you as much as you want, or I will write you a check"

Peter blinked confused " wha- no!"

Or was he looking at the keys " Do you want a car then? I can buy you a car, and we can book an appointment next week with the guy I always buy from, or are you in a rush? I can give you one from the garage, do you have a driving license?-"

"Ha? No" Peter was overwhelmed by everything Tony said but he didn't even notice "It's okay we can work on that-"

"Tony!" Peter yelled, which shocked Tony for two things his first name and the loud voice "I don't want money or a car! " Peter said frustrated and upset, 'So much for listening to the boy', Tony thought he cringed mentally at his behavior.

"I just wanted to ask you if you want to come with me to the baseball match, I won those tickets in one of those competitions and I had no one to go with and I just wanted to ask if you want to come with me," Peter said.

Tony didn't expect that, he wasn't the sports kind of guy, and he knew neither was Peter "You don't have to come if you don't want I know you don't like it"

Okay damage control time before the boy runs out of the lab, "I'd love to go with you, Petey" Tony said knowing he would be bored and wouldn't last more than half an hour there but he would do it for his kid.

"Really?!" Peter was shocked which is fair, he stood up ruffled the boy's hair with a smirk on his face "So you've been acting all nice so I would say yes?"

Peter pushed his hand giggling, "No, my aunt always told me to be nice to the elderly"

He gasped dramatically, he reached with both hands to mess Peter's hair "You are a piece of shit Parker" Peter's laugh echoed in the lab, Tony's favorite music.

"Do you know anything about baseball anyway?" Tony asked looking at the boy trying to fix his hair "No" he said simply "Do you?" He asked looking at Tony with his bambi eyes.

"Well I guess we should go figure out baseball, while eating something," Tony said throwing an arm around his kid's shoulders and walking them out of the lab "Ohhh food" Peter was basically vibrating in his place at the mention of food "But seriously, we should work on the driving license thing"

"Uhhhh" Peter's whining made Tony laugh so hard

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Peter teaches Tony what “womp womp” means and it immediately becomes everyone else in the tower’s problem

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Thru the depressive episode irondad and spiderson texts prevail

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Tony Stark was an observant person, both in business and in his personal life, but when Peter first slid him a piece of paper and said ‘Hey Mr. Stark, can you sign this?’ with those big brown bambi eyes, Tony didn’t really question it.

He had always known the kid was a huge nerd and a fan boy so he figured it was just a fan thing, or more like, a Peter Parker thing. The kid constantly took photos and videos of every single thing he encountered like he was a tourist and liked to keep things for ‘sentimental’ purposes. Tony would know that because Peter constantly sent him those very photos and videos and used their messages like diary entries which Tony definitely did not keep in a back up file because Peter kept breaking his phones. So he simply said ‘Sure kid’, signed the paper, and that was it.

Until a few days later. They were in the lab, working on whatever grabbed their attention at the time. Peter suddenly slid him a sticky note and asked him to sign it again. Odd, but Peter was like that usually anyways.

Tony signed it. again. A bit surprised.

“What, you’re collecting autographs now?”

“Something like that. Thanks Mr. Stark!” Peter had beamed at him happily again and Tony felt like he had done more than just moving the pen.

Whatever. Tony had heard way worse things teenagers were doing than that. So if Peter wanted a few autographs, he would give him them. God knows he would have given him a lot more than a few written names if the kid just asked for it. Scratch that- if the kid even hinted at it or accepted them. But Peter Parker was weird about money and expensive gifts and thought of everything as a pity thing. It wasn’t. Tony told him that. A few million times. Peter still didn’t like it.

This went on for a few weeks. Tony signed it every time because what was he gonna do? Say no to those weapons Peter called eyes? yeah, like that was possible. He would like to see you try to say no when Peter looked like that.

The 7th and 8th times, he didn’t even ask it anymore. Just signed whatever random junk Peter brought that day, a photo, a book, a notebook, a napkin- a napkin? seriously?- whatever it was, he didn’t even look at them. Peter would just say ‘can you sign this for me?’ and Tony would do it without thinking. No questions, no answers, no big deal. Easy.

Except a month after this whole collection thing, FRIDAY alerted him on a very strange activity involving Spider Man.

“Boss, you might wanna know about this.”

And there it was on the holographic screen. All those weird shit Tony had signed over the week, listed as an eBay sale. With the fricking Spider Man on the cover. ‘TONY STARK AUTOGRAPH ON PIZZA BOX (ON SALE!!) (rare!) -by Spidey’

Tony stared at the screen for a while and had just burst into a laughter back then. So that was why. He didn’t mind it. Hell, he was actually impressed even. But of course, he was still gonna bring it up next time Peter came and embarrass the hell out of him. He HAD to. This was gold.

Of course he was annoyed that the little shit wouldn't even accept lunch money from Tony but apparently was perfectly okay with selling his signature online.

That brilliant little entrepreneur.

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“you little thief” Tony greeted him the next time Peter came into his lab.

Look. Peter wasn’t an idiot, he obviously knew Tony would eventually notice his little bussines, he just didn’t think it would be so damn fast! He dropped his bag on the lab table and made his way to Tony.

“hey, technically, i didn’t steal anything! I just sold them for like 20 dollars at most and-“

“TWENTY DOLLARS??!”

“I know it’s a lot-” Peter started saying, rubbing the back of his neck. Come on now, Tony couldn’t possibly be THAT mad about it, right?.. right?

“THAT’S IT? You’ve been selling THE Tony Stark aka THE Iron Man signatures and you only made what, a hundred dollars in a week?! Kid, you’re insulting me in ways I didn’t know were possible.” Tony threw his hands up dramatically. Shocked beyond measure.

“…uh, what”

“I’m Tony Stark, AND Iron Man, I've saved the world at least a dozen times, I've been in every magazine cover imaginable and my authograph sure is worth so much more than 20 dollars! You are decreasing my value!” Tony gestured wildly at the holographic display. Genuinely annoyed and terrified even.

"...THAT’S why you're mad?..." Peter could have laughed if he wasn’t so surprised. Really, he should have known Tony wouldn’t care about the whole thing but wouldn’t be okay with him selling his autograph for burgers and snacks but he genuinely didn’t need more money!

"Of course! Now change those prices to at least 200 or I'm not signing anything again."

"But Mr.Stark! that's too expensive!" Peter whined. He couldn't sell them for so much. That was insane! What was he even gonna do with that much money that he didn’t need?

"Peter. I am a luxury brand. I don't do cheap."

"But Mr. Stark!"

They argued over it for fifteen minutes straight before finally settling on 100 dollars. Tony still thought it was way too cheap. But Peter had laughed and smiled and shook his head like he found the whole thing insane and amusing. so maybe it was fine. He could afford to be a bit cheap for some things.

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mmMMRR Stark THEY MADE ME INTO A POPCICCLLEEEE . !!!! RRRAUGHHHH

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how it feels to have Tony Stark call me kid:

(if you can't hear this imagine then ur too young 😭)

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AHHH WHATTT THIS ACTUALLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY STOPPPPUHHH AUGHHDHDH oh my goshHHHH😭

And you know I want to spread some love too so here we go (and I know theres so many more blogs I LOVE so I hope I didnt forget anybody..)

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positivity train!

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The only people who can fool Peter's spidey tingles are May and Tony because he unconsciously links them with home and safety. Once Tony startled Peter and he was like 'what happened to your tingles kiddo?' and 'It doesn't work on you Mr stark' and Tony is so confused then Peter explains ' you are safe that's why it doesn't go off' . Tony just stays there for a minute overwhelmed and had to excuse himself to cry a little but not before running his hands through Peter's curls which have him smiling up at him.

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Mmmust start stimming every time Tony Stark is mentioned… MMUST START STIMMINGGGG MMMUUSSTTAUGHHH

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Peter Parker was not lucky enough to be Morgan Stark.

He didn’t have two loving parents. He didn’t even have May anymore. Instead he had Jason and Mary, two of the most religious foster parents he had ever met.

He had been taken out of midtown and sent to a catholic school, so he didn’t even have Ned and MJ consistently anymore. It felt like his life was falling apart, and every time he thought it couldn’t get worse he would see a photo on the news of the Stark family at the zoo, or at the beach.

Tony still kept in contact, but Peter had his phone taken off him more than once for disobedience. He doesn’t even remember what he did to get it taken off him this time but it had been more than a week now and it hurt that Tony hadn’t busted down the door in a full suit to make sure he was okay.

He was in his room, climbing the walls out of boredom - literally. He was upside down on the ceiling when his door was thrown open. The scream of horror was mixed in with the scramble he did to get down as quickly as possible.

By the look on Mary’s face, he didn’t fool anyone.

Jason came storming in, saw the state of his wife and she blubbered something about the devil and suddenly he was being dragged away by the wrist. He was tripping over his feet to catch up as they went down the stairs and into the kitchen.

They waited a minute while Jason turned a dial and it was only when he said “this is for your own good, Peter” that he realised he had turned on the electric stove top. He didn’t have time to resist before his hand was pressed firmly into the glowing red hob.

He felt like his vision whited out. He swears he heard Jason chanting about getting the devil out of him and forgiveness but nothing was clear over his scream. When he pulled away, his hand was raw and smooth. He couldn’t see his own fingerprint anymore. Jason didn’t apologise, just sent him to his room.

He stayed there, cradling his hand and hearing Mary cry to herself and pray for him. He watched the next morning as Jason took away his door and wanted, more than anything else, for Tony to worry about him.

He wanted to go to the zoo, or the beach.

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Peter just wants to play board games. Surely someone in this giant compound will want to play with him

Mr. Stark said "in a minute", but that was 3 hours ago, so he's lost hope

Happy said no before he even got the words 'board game' out of his mouth, turning his back and walking out of the room Peter had just entered

Vision wasn't in his room, or anywhere else along Peter's search

Sam was 140 feet off the ground, and he's pretty sure he doesn't have super hearing, so Peter wandered off to find someone else

Steve said he'd love to, before promptly getting kicked in the head by Natasha, and changed his answer to a "maybe later"

Natasha seemed preoccupied beating up Captain America on the lawn

Rhodey was on a phone call, and he was using his no bullshit voice. Peter made the survival decision to leave before he was spotted

Scott was no where to be found (he made sure to be extra careful walking around the compound after that. He has enough guilt from stepping on real ants)

Wanda was in her room. Wanda seemed very busy

Peter now knows where Vision is. He seemed very busy also

Finally, he knocks on the last bedroom

"Hi. Do you want to play board games with me? It'll have to be two players because everyone else is busy."

"..."

"I have Monopoly, Trouble, Cranium, Guess Who Avengers edition, Scrabble, and Life. And card games! Regular cards and Uno."

The man looks at the stack of cardboard boxes Peter has been carrying around the entire compound, and points.

"Great choice!"

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"Tony? Why are you following me."

"I'm not following you Spangles, Friday said the kid was over here. I'm supposed to do something with him I think."

Steve slows down a bit and falls into place beside Tony.

"Board games? He asked me too. Guess it'll be more fun together."

"Oh how grand, and then we can have a roast dinner and adopt a puppy named Buddy."

Rolling his eyes amusedly, Steve reaches a fist up to knock at their destination.

Tony pushes open the door before Steve's knuckles meet solid matter, much to the soldier's exasperation; it's quickly forgotten at the sight inside the room.

A tiny, dainty furball sits in Bucky's lap, the taciturn man grasping her paw in his rough fingers in order to make her click the plastic dice container at the center of the Trouble board game. Her pink paw pads squish until the dome clicks and the dice jumps around.

"Six again! She has to be cheating." Peter accuses.

"Nah, she's just a criminal mastermind." Bucky picks up a yellow game piece and moves it ahead. The cat meows, pawing at it.

"Don't get greedy, you're already two points ahead of us."

"Ahem."

Bucky glances up at the men in his doorway, before ignoring them in favour of his turn.

Peter spins around. "Hey! You guys can join after this round. Alpine is beating our asses, so she can sit out the next game. Or we can play cards, that's enough players for everyone."

"What the hell is that thing doing on my property."

"It's a cat, Tony." the Captain says, unimpressed.

A targeted glare penetrates between Tony's eyes as Bucky opens his jacket. Alpine crawls inside immediately, curling up hidden from view.

"Uh uh, no way. How long have you been smuggling creatures into my business."

"I don't know, how long have you been an asshole—"

"Alright! Alright. Tones, the cat clearly isn't disturbing anyone if you didn't know it existed till now. Let it be."

"I'm allergic to cats."

"Good, stay away from us."

"Mr. Stark, Alpine is a sweetheart. She doesn't even shed that much. I think you're just scared she'll beat you at Black Jack."

Huffing, he crosses his arms. "Cats can't play cards."

Bucky and Peter share a look.

"He's scared."

"Most definitely."

Steve quirks an eyebrow at him before agreeing.

"You do seem a bit intimidated."

"This is unconstitutional. This is mutany. This, is blatant disrespect."

They stare back at him.

"Well? Who's dealing."

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"I've never felt more shame in my life, and I once woke up naked on the MIT lawn covered in what I hope was my own vomit, with a tour group of high schoolers and parents standing over me."

Steve pats a comforting hand on his shoulder as they walk away from Bucky's room.

"When you have a child genius and a determined assassin working together, I doubt you stood a chance."

"A cat!"

Steve breathes out his laughter, stopping outside of Tony's bedroom.

"Besides getting our pockets cleaned out by a snowball, I think it was nice. I want to play some of those games with the others."

Tony gives a grunt that Steve assumes is concurrence, stepping into his room and shutting the door.

"Oh, and Tony?"

The addressed man pauses, peaking through the door.

"They were counting cards."

Astonishment freezes him momentarily, before gathering his bearings as Steve walks away.

"Son of a—"

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Tony, completely taken off guard whenever Peter is sweet and genuinely nice to him because he's always such a jerk, so his friends are jerks back (lovingly), and the only people who are kind fake it because they just want something from him

Tony: We're two peas from the same pod...

Bruce: You good there buddy?

Tony: HE SAID WE'RE LIKE TWO PEAS FROM THE SAME POD 😭

Bruce: I'm just going to remove myself from the situation, let you deal with *wax on hand motion* all that

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iron fam we are so back 🌟

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One day Peter comes to the lab after school wearing a ring Tony had never seen before. It’s nothing flashy, just a green, oval shaped stone with an intricate setting design.

“That’s a nice ring,” Tony commented offhandedly, gesturing to the ring on Peter’s pinky finger as they worked on their project.

“Oh,” Peter’s cheeks flush pink and he waves his hand dismissively. “Thanks, it— I, uh, MJ gave it to me, so.”

He’d totally forgotten he was wearing it. Did Tony think it was weird? Was it weird? Jewelry did sort of seem like more of a girl thing, but Peter hadn’t really thought about that when MJ gave it to him. It was only a ring, after all. He liked it. Was that weird?

Tony chuckled at Peter’s unnecessary embarrassment. “Oh really?”

“Yeah, um, it’s like, my birth stone, I think. So— so she got it for me,” He explained hesitantly. “Even though she thinks birth stones are stupid,” he added, smiling a little.

“Why’d she get it if she thinks they’re stupid?” Tony asked, now intrigued about Peter and this MJ girl. He was already plotting to ask Peter more about her in the future.

Peter shrugged. “She just wanted to I guess,” he said. “She does a lot of stuff just cause she wants to.”

Tony nodded. “Well that was nice of her.”

Peter was desperately avoiding eye contact. “Yeah. Shes nice.” he mumbled.

Yeah, Tony was definitely not going to forget about this girl.