"I have caught the wind that whistles through the buzzard-stripped carcass of all my fleshless dreams; I cannot let it go." // call me valentine or maxwell, in my mid-twenties, she/they/it (no real preference) // find my art at @buzzrds // icon is "Sunrise" by Yuri Dmitrievich Vasendin, background is "Symphony of Branches" by Artem Rohoyvi
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Sniffle... ermmm.. whimper.... bleah.. sob.....
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hey, don't cry. superb dog-day cicada, ok?
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When you encounter a problem, consider: have you tried evolving venomous spines about it?
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A wish bounced off the moon and broke up on reentry, blanketing the southwestern USA in shards of high velocity desire.
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Fish Earrings & Charms
Here are a huge group of the earrings I have made! These projects have made me so happy and I love being able to create these for people of their fishies or of other animals they love!
Interested in a pair? Here’s my Etsy listing!
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empires of dirt are canceled because of woke welcome to my socialist dirt replublic
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oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks
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"The Earth is listening" painting by Mikhail Pyaskovsky, USSR, 1988.
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well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!
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you should have to have a license to own a lawn mower
#why#whyyyy to we have to mow everything in a couple mile radius#you arent doing anything in that grass!!! just let it grow#*in that one vine voice* why are you mowing? why are you mowing?#like#actually#answer me that before you decide to just decimate the grasses and shit#auhhhhh#i think my parents are just doing it cuz theyre bored#we already cleared the paths for people and/or dogs#this is just unfucking necessary#do you know how much insect and plant life i found in that meadow area before you fucking ripped it to bits???#and for no reason#WE DONT USE THAT AREA#it doesnt need to be mowed!!!#lab notebook 📓
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to whichever motherfucker dumped a bunch of dog toys out on the local bayou, where they proceeded to be torn apart and release tons of microplastic-shedding fluff into the grass, know that if i find you i will squeeze you hard enough to extrude the microplastics already in your bloodstream into a little figure of yourself prostrate and apologizing to the local environment, then ill reintroduce those plastics back into your body by shoving it down your fucking throat
#sorry#im a little pissed off tonight#the entire bayou area ive been monitoring just got decimated by mowing#including a native milkweed i was monitoring that was about to set seed thats just gone now#i cant do much for it now except go and manually pick up the trash that i can find#and the fucking dog toy fluff is everywhere and impossible to gather up properly#i will never understand the impulse to dump garbage like this#ughhhh#venting my frustrations here and in a letter im writing to my municipal government asking them to stop butchering the local meadows#lab notebook 📓
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Lydia Pettit (American, 1991) - How Will It Change Me? (2025)
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kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow
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