27|Gay|Medicine|Wanting to be crushed under a large man or a truck, I’m not picky
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my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”
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「Simply put, the tunnels are ego-bloated labyrinthine death traps. No ‘benefits’ found ‘ere than a deep dank pit for executives t’throw convicts n exiles into. Our turnover rate puts their share values to shame.
…’n yet, our men manage to crawl their way outta hell itself. Not a single scratch. Hardly any memory of how they even escaped. Try an explain that. 」
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cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit
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was talking to my girlfriend about this and i think it's the "in the alps" part that makes the tweet so vile. like it is such a lethal dose of ideology it's really the tipping point between an eyerolling but unremarkable tweet and something that expresses a repellent worldview
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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before
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I have a research background in weight stigma and I currently work in mental health, often with LGBTQ+ clients.
I've met nonbinary people who struggle with disordered eating because they only ever see androgyny depicted as featureless thinness.
I've met trans women who struggle with disordered eating because they've internalized the idea that girls are meant to be thin, dainty, and delicate.
I've men trans men who struggle with disordered eating, because they feel women are allowed to be soft/curvy but men need to be muscular or thin and flat.
So many trans people are convinced that weight loss is the key to appearing as their desired gender, even when they want radically different gender presentations.
The societal idealization of thinness and fatphobia falsely invades and derails people's idea of what their "ideal body" should look like.
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actually it tickles me to think about how every member of the psych crew is perfectly designed to survive a zombie apocalypse regardless of its severity or flavor. even a the last of us style gritty end of the world would be no match for their belligerent plot armor and perfectly-designed basket of stupid eccentricities
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You cannot "Assassinate CEOs" your way into dismantling capitalism you need to do other shit too. If you hate the health care system what you hate is the institutional enshrinement of private property. You hate the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie. There is but one solution to this and it is not "spontaneous direct action" nor is it affording random adventurists folk-sainthood. it is the organized wresting of control of the state from the bourgeoisie to the proletariat at gunpoint. It is the dictatorship of the proletariat.
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The best thing I've ever seen while driving was when I was racing across Idaho on my roadtrip to get home when suddenly my gps out of nowhere tells me that I can save an hour and a half by taking a detour. I had no idea why. I was in the middle of a pretty rural part of the state and twilight was setting in and the road looked clear, but holy shit, 90 minutes? I had no idea how or why this detour would do that but I took it anyways and got off the main interstate onto a frontage road.
About 2 minutes of driving later revealed VERY abrupt traffic backed up for miles. I had gotten off the interstate at the exact right and last moment. Everyone was pissed off and angry, so it seemed new. And here me and like three other cars were, racing past and completely skipping the traffic they were suddenly stuck in. There was no movement. Only traffic. I could feel their envy as I drove by wondering what the fuck was going on.
I fully expected there to have been a huge accident. Something like a head on collision. But then about four miles down the road, I see it. A tipped over truck, and thousands upon thousands of tiny brown potatoes still rolling across the road.
The driver was outside, his head in his hands, looking very much alright but appropriately stressed out, and behind him was miles of angry traffic caused by truck tipping over and dumping thousands of potatoes onto the asphalt. A potato spill. In Idaho. The state only known for potatoes. It still makes me laugh thinking about it.
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