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I really love small women with big jugs.

That’s a Nerdgasm

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She’s the Benjamin Button of chicks, the older she gets the more beautiful she becomes.

Jennifer Connelly

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Who took this image?

💠 S A C R E D 💠 C H A R M 💠

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Do these shoes go with the carpet?..........umm “My carpet.

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Just another member of the evil patriarchy.:)

Lewis W Hine. A worker connects two cables during the construction of the Empire State Building (Icarus atop Empire State Building). New York. 1931

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The T-Shirt says it all

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Love the dress, fantastic drapery

Anne Hathaway

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Hey buddy watch me drop a deuce.

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She works for apple......her name is iBitch

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Yum

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I like her teeth

Eddie New

zoë barnard

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And then someone yelled SHARK.

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How can it not know what it is?

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I vote for the girl in the middle, because the hot one on the left has s lopsided bush.

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Now I really want to take my coffee machine out.

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53. Your left tit.

54. Your right tit.

52 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU by Madison Broadway

Curly hair, no matter the color.

Mole, or beauty mark.

Temper.

The adventure being with you always brings.

The way you smell.

You put on a sports show when I need a good nap.

Macy, the build a bear you made me.

The way you never give up.

Your laugh.

Your smile.

How defensive you get when I call you fat.

You get really upset when you don’t know if you will see me one weekend.

You know what my favorite foods are.

How much you love Domino.

We always get excited for the same movie.

Your sense of humor.

Your dreams for the future are as spontaneous as mine.

The dirt under your nails after a long day working hard.

I get twice as much sleep as you and you don’t complain like I would.

You ask before you download apps on my phone.

We are ourselves when we are with each other.

We always tie at every game or pick the same team.

If I really want to do something you will make sure I get to.

The way you love me.

You are my best friend.

You take my advice after what seems hours of consideration.

How much you hate to be wrong, and how much you know I do too.

Your eyes.

Your requirement for ‘name brand clothing’.

The look you give me when I wear something ‘different’.

You will wear anything I buy for you at least once. (H&M Trunks)

You are slowly using fashion lingo i.e., cords.

The stories you always have to follow up someone else’s.

You always know what to say when I am sad.

The way it is so hard for you to surprise me.

You never say no in a time of need.

The good relationships you have with my family.

The way you worry about bothering other people.

How your texting has changed since we started dating.

I have heard almost none of your favorite songs.

You are the only person to ever use YouTube on my phone.

The way you never let me forget how I first contacted you.

The way you never let me forget about my bangs phase.

The way you love to mess up pictures.

Your hugs and kisses.

The things you always want as gifts, which I never get.

How hard it is to get you to tweeze your eyebrows.

You always know jewelry is a perfect gift for me.

I know not to expect cards.

The way you move your jaw muscles when you get mad.

How I thought you would never want to date me.

How you always let me pick your outfit.

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The best part is how she plops her butt down.