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i cant wait for elon musk to be the first man to die on Mars when the Curiosity rover, enraged by his presence, smashes his space helmet with a rock 

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I just watched some guys in my homeroom completely ignore the national anthem and pledge of allegiance to watch Drake & Josh on one of their phones

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me:  looks at a horse the wrong way

horse:  Oh Fuck!  *breaks all its legs*

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genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first

me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal

genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me

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why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar

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me: *literally says anything*

therapist: can you…. give me an example?

me, someone who has memory problems:

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Gran Fury, All people with AIDS are innocent,1989

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khfgjfshgs any1 remember those pics of leonard nimoy circa….lets say ‘69-’75 all i know is he’s wearing this bangin like dark red turtleneck and he’s got a cake shaped like bilbo baggins house my bran’s telling me mardi gras beads are involved in some way please respond

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my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

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