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I love when Star Trek throws an incredibly traumatic back story at one of their characters, and then we just never mention it in any other episodes ever again. Like yeah, Kirk went through a genocide and mass famine crisis when he was a child. Well, anyways, let's talk about something else now.

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i feel like literally any woman could infiltrate and take down elon musk's empire by being nice to him and telling him he's special

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fucking. what?

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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Do not punish the behaviour you want to see

I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?

But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize,  snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?

Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)

Or any sentence containing the word “finally”. 

If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.

Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.

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god I fucking love my best friends

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oh man, they made you defend your thesis? that's fucked up, they told me mine was perfect the way it is and just gave me the phd

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this post is long overdue. sending love to the people who are embarrassed to answer when a stranger/semi-stranger/acquaintance asks what you’ve been up to. the answer can feel awkward when you’re in a between stage in life. that’s okay. also, it’s okay to not be at the same place in life as others your age.

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huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover

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BREAKFAST???

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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

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I’m 2016 I had a shoplifter role play blog because to avoid getting deleted all the shoplifting blogs claimed it was just to rp. Mine actually was though but I’d post shoplifting content and reblog tips and my “hauls” were just stuff I borrowed from my much more fashionable sister. I had a decent amount of followers and I got a lot of hate but I’d be like “ok buddy I’m just goofing around lol” and then post $150 of Sephora products legally purchased by my sister with the caption #gettingawaywithit. this did not improve my life but it did get me talking to people more often which, obviously, I needed

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your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

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look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second

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Posts about Mario made by non-fans that I mentally quote all the time