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Omg so i am just playing my sims 4 and all of the sudden while am playing with tony this pop up

PETE I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUU MYY HEARTT

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4 years old peter playing with his toys then throwing them at the floor

Tony: why did you throw your toys peter

Peter walk and stop next to tony : they love it

Tony looking at him confused : no they would break

Peter keep walking not looking back : you will break

(And this was a real conversion i had with a 5 years old )

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Am kinda bored soooo ask anything you want

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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Peter : why can you drink a drink but can't food a food

Tony: why can you stay awake but can't fall sleep

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Peter calling tony in the middle of the night

Tony: kid what's wrong Are you injured?!

Peter: I THINK SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE HE IS IN MY LIVING ROOM

Tony: what?! Ok kiddo stay where you are am coming!

Peter : Hang on! I'mma investigate

Tony: no kid stay where you are!!

Peter :*GASP* ThAt AiN't No MaN iTs a DoGO

Tony: wait a dog?.. Ok kid if there's a dog it could be rabid do not approach it

Peter talking with deep voice : I'm approaching the rabid dog now

Tony: no! Do not approach the dog

Peter: I think it's a labradoodles look like a baby it's coming up to me now

Tony: pete get out of the room!

Peter: the doggie's in my face oh oh oh

Tony : PETER?!

Peter: he is kissing my face this is very nice!

Tony: so...is everything ok?..

Peter: aw yep m.stark! I am getting kissed by a doggie I think I will name him sandwich

Tony: oh my God...how did sandwich got into your house?

Peter: well I installed a doggie door last week case a puppy wanna come in

Tony: good night kid.

Call end

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Peter while fliming himself going inside a trashcan : am gonna prank m.stark!!!

Tony going to throw the trash not noticing peter

Peter: BOO!

Tony still not noticing Peter throwing trash bags to the trashcan crushing Peter

One day later...

Tony: You know something is missing it's more quiet...i should call the kid to come over

Meanwhile with Peter...

Peter: hwllo? M.stark?? Can anyone get me out of here?? Please??

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Better late than never

Peter B Parker wish you a happy hanukkah

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Young hero: PUT ME DOWN!!

"Hero": i can't do it kiddo

Young hero: why are you doing it everyone trusted you ...why..are you Betraying US

"Hero": us? I didn't know you are part of the heros

Young hero: of course i am you teached me to be a he-...

"Hero" smile softy : end your sentence kiddo...

Young hero : t-to..be a hero..

"Hero": but..am not a hero so..how can i teach you to be a hero?..

Imgane it as your otps and continue it how you want

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Young hero : i can shot him when he is not looking !

Hero: good idea kiddo as soon as you ready *look at villain with a smirk*

Young hero : AM READY!

*before the young hero could attack the hero pin him down and tied him *

Young hero: what?! Whats going on?!?!?!

*The hero walked to the villain and huged him *

Hero: missed you dad

Young hero: whatt?!

Continue the way you want...and write your otp

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ohhhhhh can you imgane tony helping peter celebrate hanukkah so he would feel home and its super fluffly and peter will teach him to sing the songs and they will make Sufganiyah and more things together *they burnen the kitchen* oh oh and they will have a spinning top complitention!!! And peter will light the Menorah with candels he and morgen decorate together Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

did anyone else see that the itsv twitter confirmed jewish peter parker.

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Peter making tony take him to the spongbob musical and tony enjoing every moment but won't admit it

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Peter: m.stark

Tony: no

Peter: m.tony

Tony: no

Peter: m.tony stark

Tony: stop

Peter: m.*long breath* STARKIRONMANTONYSTARKSTRONGERSAVENGERSTINCANTHEFUTURE

Tony: ...

Tony: yes?...

Peter: am a banana am a banana

Tony crying : ok

(That what happend in my head when i am doing a test)

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Tony: f**k you

Villlain stephen: f**k me

Tony: Fuck you!

Villain Stephen: Yes please

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Peter: dad there is a monster under the bed

Steve: there are no monster pete

Peter: please cheak please please

Steve: ok ok i will cheak

*kneel down and look under the bed*

Bucky : sup

Steve: there is no monster its just your uncle bucky he is hiddin from the police

Peter: wh-

Tony: WHERE THE F*** ARE YOU?!

Steve: good night sweety

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Stephen : peter stop thinking you can speak microwave

Peter: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stephen: no stop it!

Peter: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Stephen: tony do somthing!!

Tony: 01000001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100010 01101001 00101010 01100011 01101000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101101 01100101

Stephen: ....why...

Steve: i asked it everytime

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Some one know fnaf and want to hear a promet i have with irondad and superfamliy ?