irlsiths
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feel’s like the life i need’s a little distant.
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irlsiths · 7 days ago
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ur masterlist doesn’t work btw
ITS FIXED!!!! im so sorry lol
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irlsiths · 12 days ago
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FUCKING DROOLING. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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irlsiths · 16 days ago
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oh my god
So I think this is the hottest pic available of his hands and I almost busted looking at it
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irlsiths · 1 month ago
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSENNNN YARSSS BARK BARK WOOF HAWK TUAH PERIOD
LITERALLY BAEEEEE OHMMYOGD
nobody gets how much i love that man.
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irlsiths · 1 month ago
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HIS FIT!!!!! oh my god hes so cute i cannot.
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irlsiths · 1 month ago
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TEXTS WITH SILLY!BSF CHRIS
silly, cute fluff :)
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💌 hi guys!! this was soo fun to make, also more ‘texts with flirty!bsf chris’ coming soon!!!
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irlsiths · 2 months ago
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yo soo uhhh, angst??
duuude, i’m so bad at writing angst 😭😭 cause i don’t like reading it, but i’ll do it if i could get some ideas
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irlsiths · 2 months ago
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GUITARIST!MATT - oneshot
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contains: fluff, i guess? guitarist!matt au
you didn’t even know how you ended up here. your original plan was to head to the bathroom of your best friend, chris. since you were staying the night at his house.
that was until you saw his brother matt, upstairs on the couch. his fingers strumming a black electric-guitar.
you’ve heard about your friend’s brother before, but never interacted with him, he was a bit.. intimidating.
“you play guitar?” was the first thing you mumbled when you saw him, earning a little hum from him.
so now you’re sitting here on the couch, your chin planted on your hand as you watched his slender fingers play the guitar.
oh god, were you drooling? fuck. you could feel your face heating up, your eyes glued to the show he was basically putting on for you.
“you’re staring.” he muttered in a monotone, not even looking at you. he could just sense it. and you just couldn’t believe how hot that was.
or, maybe just everything was hot about him. how haven’t you noticed?
“w-what song are you playing?” you mumbled after a bit, trying to make some conversation.
“knee socks by arctic monkeys.” he hummed, glancing up at you. “y’know em?”
“uh, yeah, yeah.” you cleared your throat, trying your best to hold eye contact. but your gaze kept shifting to the tattoos on his arm.
he noticed this, and the ghost of a smirk appeared on his face.
he gently set the guitar down beside him, leaning forward and grabbing your hips, placing you on his lap.
oh my god, you could faint!
“wha—what are you doing?” your eyes widened, slightly trying to stay still in his lap.
he shut you up by gently leaning in and placing a slow kiss on your lips.
your brain short-circuited at the sensation, you were stiff for a second before you melted into the kiss, closing your eyes.
you two made out for a little bit before he pulled back to catch his breath, leaving a string of saliva between your lips.
“i can do a lot more with my fingers, ma.”
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💌 he’s so arctic monkeys. that’s it. that’s the note.
@abiphobia @fratbrochrisgf @raeiology
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irlsiths · 2 months ago
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i’m infatuated with him
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his eyes, his lips, his lashes. I am on my knees
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irlsiths · 2 months ago
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add me to ur taglist please please pleaseeeee
I WILL!!
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irlsiths · 2 months ago
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BF!CHRIS x OVERTHINKER!READER headcannons
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summary: what’s it like to be chris’s girlfriend, who is a really bad overthinker :)
warnings: contains smut!
ᯓᡣ𐭩 SFW
bf!chris who..
always makes sure to give you his undivided attention, hanging onto every word you say like it’s his first time having a conversation.
“mhm.. and what happened next, baby?”
“i’m listening, keep going.”
bf!chris who..
is always so patient with you, always making sure to be gentle and soothe you. reminding you that he’ll always be by your side.
“i’ve got you, ma. m’right here.”
“y-you promise you won’t leave?”
“never, baby. i love you.”
bf!chris who..
drops everything and runs over to you when you cry, not taking his eyes or arms off of you for a second.
“oh, my baby girl. c’mere..”
bf!chris who..
always texts you in the mornings, letting you know where he is at all times. and always keeps his location on.
chris ❤️:
hey beautiful
heading to some burger spot with matt & nick
call me when you can, i’ll be at yours at 3
bf!chris who..
is always so quick to reassure you when you’re having negative thoughts about absolutely anything.
“no, don’t ever say that fucking shit again, y’hear me?”
“wh—what?”
“you’re fucking beautiful and i’m yours, always.”
bf!chris who..
has any girl who isn’t a really-close friend blocked. who makes sure to delete any girl in his phone at your request, and doesn’t follow any unnecessary girls.
“who else, baby? this one? matter a fact—i’m blocking all of them.”
bf!chris who..
always shuts down any mentions about you not ‘deserving’ him, or breaking up.
“no, nope—we are not doing this.”
“we can work—we work, baby. you are mine, no matter what. end of the story. now c’mere.”
bf!chris who..
is constantly affectionate with you in public, making sure everyone knows that you’re his, and his only. he either has you in his lap, or has his arm around you while he makes out with you at parties & events.
bf!chris who..
kisses you in every place you feel insecure about, holding you in his arms as he reminds you constantly how beautiful you are.
“where else, baby? here?” he murmured as he placed open mouthed kisses on your face. “mine.” he added.
bf!chris who..
always cuddles with you when you guys go to sleep, holding you in either his arms, or he’s in yours. and never lets go, insisting he needs to have you close.
“mm.. no.. not moving..”
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bf!chris who..
always makes sure to be constantly intimate with you, so he can remind you that he’s yours.
“c’mon, pretty. do y’feel it?”
“just for you…”
bf!chris who..
constantly praises you during sex. wanting you to know how good you’re doing for him
“oh—god—chris..”
“doin’ so good f’me, ma. so.. perfect.”
bf!chris who..
absolutely loves missionary, or any type of sex that involves you face to face with him. oh—and he loves when you ride him.
“y-yeah.. baby. ride me just like that. oh my god..”
“am—am i making you feel good?”
“so good, my love. g’na fill you up, yeah?”
bf!chris who..
hates it when you cover your face or muffle your moans with your hands. and is quick to remove them, wanting to see & hear you.
“no, ma. lemme see you. need to see how good m’making you feel..”
bf!chris who..
is perfect at aftercare, only for you. always taking his time with you, cuddling you & smothering you with kisses as he rubs your back.
“my beautiful baby.. you doin’ alright?”
“m-mhm.. just—tired..”
“get some rest, pretty. m’right here.”
💌 definitely making this a series, and my next blurb will be matt i promise 😭. if this is too short, lmk
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irlsiths · 2 months ago
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heyyy i LOVEE your c.ai account, your writing is so amazing!! i was wondering if you could make a nerd matt bot on c.ai and put your own like twist on it and stuff
that is actually such a good idea :)) i will soon ❤️
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irlsiths · 2 months ago
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this is so matt coded
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irlsiths · 2 months ago
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TEXTS WITH FLIRTYBSF!CHRIS
(he has a crush on you)
suggestive content!
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irlsiths · 2 months ago
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HEADACHE - chris sturniolo
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sub!chris x reader
TW: slight panic attack? crying
contains: established relationship, fluff, kissing, cute stuff, hair stroking & playing. (NOT proofread, sorry)
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you knew you shouldn’t be up right now.
but, for some reason, you just couldn’t go to sleep? every time you tried to close your eyes and get some shut-eye; nothing. just pitch black darkness.
you sighed, turning your head to the nightstand next to your side of chris’s bed. you reached your arm out to grab your phone, checking the time.
3:27 am.
you just blinked, unlocking your phone and scrolling through it mindlessly. you were about to shut it off before you heard faint little sobs under you.
you immediately looked at chris’s sleeping body, in your arms, his face buried in your neck as he sniffled half-asleep. his arm that was wrapped around your waist tightened.
your eyes softened and you tilted your head, caressing the side of his. “chris?” you mumbled softly, obviously worried.
he slowly lifted his head to look at you. his eyes red and his face soaked in tears, as he whimpered.
your eyes widened. you’ve never seen this before? you’ve never seen chris so.. vulnerable and emotional?
“m-m’head.. hurts—so fucking bad..” he mumbled out shakily, his grasp around you tightening as he squeezed his eyes shut.
you felt your heart clench, and you let out a little sigh. “oh, baby. c’mere.” you said softly, placing a little kiss on his forehead. your hands still caressing his head.
“m’gonna get you some medicine, alright?” you smiled, sitting up.
he immediately panicked, his eyes widening as he tried tugging onto your shirt.
“no—“ he choked out, his hair falling on his face as he sat up. “please, don’t leave me.”
your eyes also widened as well, trying to calm him down. “shh, i’m just gonna get you tylenol. okay?” you shushed him gently. “i’ll be right back, baby. promise.”
thats when you got off of the bed, swiftly walking out of the room and heading downstairs.
chris sat there in bed, the pain from the migraine was getting worse and his eyes were starting to hurt as well. he felt like he couldn’t breathe, as he started panting.
he was freaking out. his mind and heart racing as he waited for you. he needed you with him, now. he felt so scared; and alone.
and the pain was not subsiding at all. chris felt like he was genuinely gonna die. his nerves were through the roof, and his brain couldn’t function with this migraine.
thats when you came back upstairs with a few things in your hand, a hot rag, tylenol pills, and a water.
chris sighed in relief, his nerves slightly calming down as he saw your figure walking toward the bed.
once you crawled into bed, he immediately sat up again, pulling you closer to him, and resting his head on your shoulders. his eyes squeezed shut, and lips parted.
“alright, baby. take this f’me.” you whispered, giving him a pill and the water bottle.
he slowly opened his mouth and placed the tylenol on his tongue, then chugging some water and swallowing it.
once he did, he started panting again, his head flopping back onto your shoulder and his half open eyes were just looking around the room.
“i’m gonna faint.. i’m gonna faint.” he mumbled out, his hand squeezing your arm.
“hunny, you’re not gonna faint.” you reassured him softly, gently placing the hot rag on his head.
his eyes fluttered shut again, the heat of the rag slightly soothing his pain. he let out a little sigh and held onto you tighter.
“lay down, please.” you ordered, your voice calm and soft.
he slowly laid down on his back, just as you did.
your hands found his hair, your fingers gently massaging his head.
his eyes started to roll back as your nails grazed his scalp, he let out a hum and leaned into your sweet touch.
the pain from his headache was slowly starting to fade as you continued stroking his hair. even though the hot rag had cooled down and wasn’t so warm anymore.
“you’re gonna be okay.” you whispered, reassuringly. you gently placed little kisses on his head. “just relax, you’re safe. its over.”
he nodded, his voice slurred and sleepy. “i love you so much.. thank you for..” ..his voice then trailed off and it was silent again.
you furrowed your eyebrows and chuckled quietly. “hm? for what?” you mumbled,
before looking down at him and realizing he was asleep.
your lips curled into a smile and you placed one last kiss on his head.
“i love you too, precious.”
( 💌 corny asf i fearr 😭, its weird for me to write stuff like this because i never do but i just thought of it so yeah )
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irlsiths · 2 months ago
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❛ YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT’S MAGIC, OH YEAH. ❜ 🐆
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ֺ۪ ⭒ ݂ ׅ ࣪  . liliani. christian. hayden christensen. star wars. chris girl. red. music luva. fall. sunsets. astroworld. editor. minecraft. uggs. brunette. 10 things i hate about you. bot maker. the weeknd. pinterest addict. future. books.
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socials. masterlist. taglist.
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RECENT WORKS: texts with silly!bsf chris
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⭒ requests are always open :)
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irlsiths · 2 months ago
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@eclipsiolos masterlist ! ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹
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chris sturniolo ♱
ONE-SHOTS
skincare (fluff)
pink matter (fluff)
clingy!chris (fluff)
older!chris x reader (fluff)
headache (fluff)
HEADCANNONS
bf!chris x overthinker!reader
TEXTS
texts w/ toxic!chris
texts w/ flirtybsf!chris
texts w/ silly!bsf chris
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matt sturniolo ✶
ONE-SHOTS
guitarist!matt x reader
HEADCANNONS
COMING SOON: guitarist!matt
TEXTS
coming soon :)
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