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once a medalis, but also a dauphin and a fish man
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so is nintendo allergic to sinnoh remakes or something
#or are ya'll just testing out how wacky you can get that game#so in the meantime#we get kanto remake 2
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Do you know that the British Steven is back, as a professor?
so essentially this, right
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little sadistisms:
big and scary bad guy?
downplayed a little. can’t risk being yelled at for godmodding.
teeny tiny moe character?
amped up to fucking eleven. most powerful creature in the world. kills god.
#i had a thing on my gabe#where people would pick fights with him#and they'd usually lose because he's a Special Dracula with Super Special Powers#but when CARRIE or Mary walked in?#nah#that fucker went down#like a sack of fucking potatos#shauna kicked the shit outta him once too tho#but that's because she aimed for the balls.
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persian’s
persian’s head wasn’t this big in the games right
i don’t remember the proportions being this scary
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What should a paladin do about an open portal to hell if he can't close it?
Take advantage of this excellent opportunity to rally an army TO RAZE HELL ITSELF. OR DO IT YOURSELF IF YOU’RE MAD/HOLY ENOUGH TO PIERCE THE HEART OF DARKNESS PERSONALLY! TEACH HELL’S FIRE THERE IS A GREATER FLAME THEY WILL NEVER MATCH, AND THAT HELL’S TIME IS OVER,
FOR I AM HEAVEN SENT.
Fell the Mighty MtG Art by Raymond Swanland
Hunting the Fallen by ArtDeepMind
Fatale: West of Hell, cover art by Sean Phillips
Deployed to the Front by AaronMiller
Hell’s combat by viko-br
by Erak Note
Charcoal Pine Resin™ - fantasy art by Jan Schäffler
Toby Lewin
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oh and tian
because tian is the shit and i love every single character they roleplay
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i’m posting this here, because i’m actually kinda amused
it’s anon hate i got from someone
I can't wait for this week's drama! Who's going to get lynched this week? It could be someone craniumaniac or tenderpoison or beareroftheblueorb doesn't like? Who are we chasing off tumblr this time you fags? Shout out to my boy ask-guzma for blocking me!
the best part of this
is that i don’t talk to anyone
#tw: slurs#every ooc; post i make is shitposting#i think the only person i ever @ is fatedflare because they the cool#and tenderpoison on occasion because they call me out on my shit#my cannibalism-focused shit
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“After the Kyogre Crisis, I rebuilt the Lab out of shed Aron Coats.”
“But it looks like wood. And smells like wood. And burns like wood.”
“Well, that’s just the magic of terrible plot structure. Don’t question it too much, kiddo. Ain’t always the best idea to start becoming self-aware and invoking the ire of whatever Writing Deity pens us. That’s how you get seven years of bad luck at Subway.”
“… Professor, have you ever considered that maybe your stomach just doesn’t agree with fast food, and that it has nothing to do with a variety of nonsensical deities?”
“Well, now you’re just gonna have six years of bad luck at Burger King.”
“Burger King doesn’t have a restaurant in Alola.”
#i rp a lillie by the way#it's a nice mix between my style for rping ao and lily#it's only partially bullshit#yet not so structured that i can't handle the stress load of drafts
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Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.
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so this is my fourth newt
he beat out the three draculi i’ve played.
nice.
#two castlevania dracs and a unhappy drac#against one monster boi#a priest#a confused man who doesn't know why he's the only good person here#and the tiniest destroyer of worlds there has ever been
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I’m gonna make a ‘Gender Bear’ shirt now.
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And, even if you didn’t, Blackjack’s got a point about requesting information. I have every right to not say, especially since your immediate response isn’t ‘wow, that troll couldn’t find anything else‘ and was ‘in what way is this the original poster’s fault.‘
Even if someone’s gender is ‘outlandish,’ they have a right to it. So long as it doesn’t harm another person, there’s nothing amiss. I’m happy and no one is bleeding out on the floor after being mauled by a Gender Bear, so it’s good.
And, like I said to the troll, calling someone’s identity ‘outlandish’ isn’t the greatest way to start a conversation. Especially since they’re, y’know, lookin’ to pick a fight or build up blackmail or some shit.
Also, had two hilarious idiots in the inbox yesterday. One led to a confused fishman wondering about third genders and sexuality and the other was honestly the most pitiful attempt at being vaguely trolling that i’ve ever seen. I blocked them after the fourth ‘i’m just being honest but your gender isn’t real.’ Next time, if there is one, I’m just gonna start copypasting the dialogue of those weird sexbots that appear every so often.
#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#i guess there's something good in being honest#especially about looking for things to mock#but it's still not the greatest dude.#besides.#blackjack sees all.#blackjack knows when you've been naughty.#especially when you reblog from the blackjack.
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Okay, that is a TEMPTING texture.
#Do you think he went to play some game where you beat up aliens#and the precursors were like#TRIGGERED
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