irllisa

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Daily affirmations: My fluids are mine. No witches can take them from me. They belong to me and will remain in my body. All the witches are jealous that they don't have my fluids, but they will never have them. Their spells and potions will be failures without my fluids, and I will laugh at them. Thank you to my body for giving me such wonderful fluids.

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EXTREMELY URGENT

Heyyyyy everybody :) I am not in the country! I cannot return to my country unless I raise some money for a covid test! The website i checked a few months ago told me it was free, but the travel ready post is a lot of money.

My flight is on monday, so I have around 2 days to raise this. I'm using my partner's cashapp so I dont have to pay a massive conversion fee.

C@sh@p is casperpup, v3nm0 is casper-pup, please dm for p@yp@l

$0/300 USD

@transgooglesearches @popcorn-joints @desultory-suggestions @positiveautistic @one-time-i-dreamt @posts-from-a-brighter-timeline @positively-plural @positivereassurance @dog-teeth @positivedoodles please please help

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Hey everyone im just short on one of my payments by like. Literally 50 cents. Would anyone like a $5 comission from me i'll have it done by tonight. Can be done by e-transfer (CAD) or my paypal (ask for both in dms)

A few recent art examples: (ignore the prices on the one, this is a short flash sale)

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emergency!! (11/9)

i got hit with overdraft fees bc im poor! pls pls help me get back out of the negatives i can not afford to get more fees. this is more than my paycheck is going to be on thursday. cashapp is $casperpup venmo is @casper-pup and dm for zelle or paypal. dont tag as d*nations tumblr blocks the posts

@trans-mom @transgooglesearches @popcorn-joints @desultory-suggestions @positiveautistic @positively-plural @positivereassurance @dog-teeth @positivedoodles please please help by boosting this

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Crystal Pokemon made by MythsCrystals

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[YOUR ATTEMPT TO HEX ME BOUNCES HARMLESSLY OFF THE FULL GAMBESON I MADE OUT OF CRYSTALS AND HOTGLUE AND WORE TO THE DMV FOR THIS SPECIFIC REASON]

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If you think evil thoughts and concentrate real hard you can manifest them as purple orbs. You can throw them at enemies, to inflict a poison damage over time effect.

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Aphrodite is the patron Goddess of sex workers. prostitutes were under Her protection, and they frequented Her temples. sex work is Aphrodite's ultimate profession, using beauty and attraction to make a living

Aphrodite loves sex workers, and sex workers are welcome on my worship blog. sex work is hard work, and a respectable profession. may all of you know that Aphrodite watches over you and loves you so much. may She bless you with prosperity and abundance 🕊️💕

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😭😭

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BABE CAN YOU PUT DOWN THE CRYSTALS YOUR PUSSY AURA IS MAKING THE WIFI SLOW

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don’t listen to her king, your ass is fat, your wizard hat is massive, and your spells are magnificent 

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It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

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The real reason why lisa was given a vision

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☙ | 𝓈𝒶𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓊𝓃𝒶 𝓋𝒾𝒶 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓉𝒶𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓂

[irllisa]

strawberry juice 🍓

ingredients:

- 8 frozen strawberries

- 2 tbsp of honey

- 2 tbsp of lemon juice

- 4 cups of water

- mint leaves

- ice

instructions:

boil the water in a medium pot! when the water starts to boil add six of the frozen strawberries

let them boil for about ten minutes, then remove the strawberries with a fork! add honey to the strawberry water and let it sit for about 2 minutes

strain any strawberry bits out of ur juice (that part is completely optional) and then pour it into a cup/jar! add lemon juice and two frozen strawberries and let it chill in the fridge for a few hours

remove the strawberries, replace them with ice, and garnish with lemon slices and fresh or frozen strawberries and mint leaves!

most important step: take pictures and send them to me or reblog them onto this post!!

[irllisa]

strawberry juice 🍓

ingredients:

- 8 frozen strawberries

- 2 tbsp of honey

- 2 tbsp of lemon juice

- 4 cups of water

- mint leaves

- ice

instructions:

boil the water in a medium pot! when the water starts to boil add six of the frozen strawberries

let them boil for about ten minutes, then remove the strawberries with a fork! add honey to the strawberry water and let it sit for about 2 minutes

strain any strawberry bits out of ur juice (that part is completely optional) and then pour it into a cup/jar! add lemon juice and two frozen strawberries and let it chill in the fridge for a few hours

remove the strawberries, replace them with ice, and garnish with lemon slices and fresh or frozen strawberries and mint leaves!

most important step: take pictures and send them to me or reblog them onto this post!!