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can't stop thinking about goncharov

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tumblr keeps tricking me into clicking a picture to see the terrible pikachu man and i hate that i fall for it every time

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you can tell a lot about a person depending on what kind of toothpaste they use. not sure what exactly, but it's telling nonetheless

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Guys will be like “I’m so romantic” and then they won’t even do a courtship display dance by hopping around and flapping their wings. They won’t even toss a twig in the air for you with their beak 😒

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why were 5 gum commercials like that

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requested by le-cats-creative-corner 

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my password is needlessly complex and accidentally rhymes so i have to sing a stupid little made up song every time i login otherwise i forget what i'm typing

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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hi, bail me out of invite jail, thank u in advance.

hmm i dunno, you only did just follow me back...

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Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

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might become a knee high white socks and sandals sort of guy

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you know I couldn’t be a cowboy because I’d be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we’d be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he’d play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he’d finish and we’d both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I’d realize that maybe it wasn’t the touch of a woman i’d been hankerin for

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did you know that if you try to take a sip of water while laying down, you will in fact just spill the water all over yourself

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no brain november. just take it out