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It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.
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One of those goofy maid animes, except the viewpoint character isn't the hapless master or mistress of the house, but a regular-ass janitor who ended up on this crew due to a paperwork mixup at the temp agency and can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with her co-workers.
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“You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become” - Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
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Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.
🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH
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"Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show fucked", I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when two voices speak and command silence from the room in unison.
"They're right", they say. I look for the owners of the voices. There in the 3rd row stand Mordecai and Rigby.
Another voice rings out from the next row: "You know who ELSE fucked?"
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You are the Dark Queen—the most powerful being of your entire universe. Your lair is breached by an aspiring hero—a pitiful thing, easily crushed.
Except they keep coming back.
PLAY ON ITCH.IO
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oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible
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A goblin and an elf have decided to defy tradition and get married. Their ceremony will be held in the magical forest in accordance with elven tradition.
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A reminder that this generator exists! Blind Date with a TTRPG is great for discovering new games, such as Monster Care Squad and Mappa Mundi.
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