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anyone contrasted Starship Troopers (movie) with Ender's Game (movie) in the way that they both involve teenagers being drafted by a fascist state into genocidal war against aliens?

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Sometimes people will hate a parent-type character in a way that's so far from actual canon that you can tell it's not the character they really hate but Their Dad from Real Life. Which is fair but really annoying when you're trying to post about The Character

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Regarding porcelain pillows

English added by me :)

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I love that LDShadowLady is good at Minecraft but at the same time so bad at it. She built an empire on the ocean but she uses stone tools because she doesn't want to go mining for resources. She has a diamond mending pickaxe but she can't mend it because she has no XP. She wins a battle to collect the most mob heads but when she sees people attacking her base she stops running away to say 'hi guys' and gets slaughtered. She's a professional scam artist but the things she scams people with turn out to be really useful to them so it's not actually a scam. She does a trade with a god's champion for an incredibly important artifact and then eats it on the spot. She got 4 lives on Last Life, bumped it up to 6 and died before her husband who had about 1 for like the entire series. She produces an entire musical. She has a 3/4 death chance on Minecraft Storymode. I love her.

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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

Before 1990: //////

1990:////

1991://////

1992:////////////

1993://///////////////

1994:////////////////////

1995: //////////////////////////////////////

1996: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1997: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1998: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

1999: ///////////////////

2000: //

After 2000: /

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Honestly, probably the most effective strategy. Let them fight.

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This character is unemotional TO YOU. I'm writing a fic where they have an emotional breakdown, though.

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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They should remove this guy from the game

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Well ON THE BRIGHT SIDE:

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as a known coldhearted bitch (read: I am aromantic) I might have the opportunity to do what is in my opinion the funniest thing ever and have my dissertation defense on Friday, February 14th, thereby forcing everyone to reschedule their dates and make me the main character instead:)

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me: *writes fic*

me: great! time to post to ao3-

ao3 summary box: *exists*

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Thinking about how when European colonists came to Aotearoa Māori people said they had oral traditions about a giant flightless bird which was extinct that they used to hunt and an archaeologist said he suspected there was a flightless extinct bird species that used to inhabit the Islands and everyone else said he was crazy only for them then to discover massive bird skeletons everywhere.

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Prison Advocates are literally like "I've imagined a guy in my head who is eeeeeeeeeevil and if he isn't imprisoned or killed, he will terrorize the Earth for absolutely no reason. You have to tell me how you'd reform him, and I get to decide whether it would work, and if you can't do that, the you're stupid and dodging the question and also stupid." And this is the guy they're imagining.

"You think THIS MAN I imagined in my head is going to become a good person because of COMMUNITY SERVICE????? Clearly this is why we need the American Prison Industrial Complex."

And I'm just so fucking tired.